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Shop Vac


by Jonathan Coulton. Buy album CD: Other Songs A - T


We took the freeway out of town
We found a place to settle down
We bought a driveway and a swingset and a dog
You got your very own bathroom
I got my very own workshop in the basement

We sit around staring at the wall-to-wall
Take field trips to our favorite mall
Waiting for the day when all the kids grow up and leave us here

If you need me
I'll be downstairs
With the shop vac
You can call but I probably won't hear you
Because it's loud with the shop vac on
But you'll be OK
Cause you'll be upstairs
With the TV
You can cry and I probably won't hear you
Because it's loud with the shop vac on

We hung a flag above the door
Checked out the gourmet grocery store
I bought a mower I can ride around the yard
But we haven't got real friends
And now even the fake ones have stopped calling

Maybe if you forget to hide the keys
I'll take a ride to Applebee's
I'll come home drunk on daiquiris and throw up on the neighbor's lawn
If you need me
I'll be downstairs
With the shop vac
You can call but I probably won't hear you
Because it's loud with the shop vac on
But you'll be OK
Cause you'll be upstairs
With the TV
You can cry and I probably won't hear you
Because it's loud with the shop vac on

I like the Starbucks here that's better than the other one
Because the other one's not as good
They really need to put a light there cause it's hard to turn
It's hard to make a left turn

And when it's time to go to bed
I'm still awake inside my head
I'm floating up above the house and looking down
I guess I gotta go back there
I guess there never was any other answer

And as the freeway hums the cars go by
The headlights roll across the sky
Many miles away but I can see them speeding through the dark

If you need me
I'll be downstairs
With the shop vac
You can call but I probably won't hear you
Because it's loud with the shop vac on
But you'll be OK
Cause you'll be upstairs
With the TV
You can cry and I probably won't hear you
Because it's loud with the shop vac on




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Album: Other Songs A - T Lyrics
cd Buy "Other Songs A - T" CD
  1. A Laptop Like You
  2. A Talk With George
  3. Better
  4. Betty And Me
  5. Big Bad World One
  6. Bozo`s Lament
  7. Brookline
  8. Chiron Beta Prime
  9. Christmas Is Interesting
  10. Code Monkey
  11. Creepy Doll
  12. De-Evolving
  13. First Of May
  14. Flickr
  15. I Crush Everything
  16. I Feel Fantastic
  17. I Hate California
  18. I'm Your Moon
  19. Ikea
  20. Kenesaw Mountain
  21. Mr. Fancy Pants
  22. Octopus
  23. Podsafe Christmas Song
  24. Re Your Brains
  25. Shop Vac
  26. Skullcrusher Mountain
  27. Still Alive
  28. That Spells DNA
  29. The Future Soon
  30. The Presidents
  31. Tom Cruise Crazy

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