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Christmas Is Interesting


by Jonathan Coulton. Buy album CD: Other Songs A - T


You have put on your feety pajamas
It's time for a long winter's nap
There's a knock on the door and a stranger is there
He wants you to sit on his lap
He takes your watch and he gives you a hairbrush
Your wife gets a wig on a chain
He says he can't stay
Cause he's got a long way to go
And it's starting to rain

Christmas is interesting
Like a knife in your heart
Christmas is interesting
How it tears you apart
Christmas is interesting
Like a stick in your eye
It's so freaking interesting
That it might make you cry
So you're an elf, but you'd rather be a dentist
Maybe you're a train with square wheels
Maybe you're a squirt gun that only shoots jam
Now you know how Jesus feels
He is riding a sleigh he calls Rosebud
His mansion is lonely and cold
He can't remember a pleasant December
When he wasn't tired and old

Christmas is interesting
Like a knife in your heart
Christmas is interesting
How it tears you apart
Christmas is interesting
Like a stick in your eye
It's so freaking interesting
That it might make you cry

So you're drunk and your name is Jimmy Stewart
You once had a wonderful life
Then you lost all your money, you cracked up your car
You yelled at your favorite wife
You go to bed and you wait for Jacob Marley
He comes to make you feel brave
But under his cloak he is nothing but smoke
And a finger that points at your grave

Christmas is interesting
Like a knife in your heart
Christmas is interesting
How it tears you apart
Christmas is interesting
Like a stick in your eye
It's so freaking interesting
That it might make you cry




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Album: Other Songs A - T Lyrics
cd Buy "Other Songs A - T" CD
  1. A Laptop Like You
  2. A Talk With George
  3. Better
  4. Betty And Me
  5. Big Bad World One
  6. Bozo`s Lament
  7. Brookline
  8. Chiron Beta Prime
  9. Christmas Is Interesting
  10. Code Monkey
  11. Creepy Doll
  12. De-Evolving
  13. First Of May
  14. Flickr
  15. I Crush Everything
  16. I Feel Fantastic
  17. I Hate California
  18. I'm Your Moon
  19. Ikea
  20. Kenesaw Mountain
  21. Mr. Fancy Pants
  22. Octopus
  23. Podsafe Christmas Song
  24. Re Your Brains
  25. Shop Vac
  26. Skullcrusher Mountain
  27. Still Alive
  28. That Spells DNA
  29. The Future Soon
  30. The Presidents
  31. Tom Cruise Crazy

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