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It's Not True

by J-Live. Buy album CD: Then What Happened?

Everything your teacher says
Is proved to be a fable
There never was an Arthur
Nor the knights, nor a round table
The lady of the lake
Was just a made up story too
I hate to disappoint you all
But it's not true!
It's not true!

Teacher, though you jibber
You're just a great big fibber
There was no Excalibur
Galahad? No such lad
Lancelot? Lance-not
Guinevere? Dear, oh dear!
Look at me, I'm real enough!
Not true, Merlin! Disappear!
There were no wizards, so it's clear
That it's not true!

While we're on the subject
I'm afraid I must confess
Though Dick Turpin was a highwayman
He never owned Black Bess
And Tutankhamen's tomb
Was never hit by any curse
There never was a dragon slain by George
It gets worse!

Pirates never made their victims
Walk the plank on ships
Sir Walter Raleigh wasn't first
To bring back spuds or chips
Robin Hood and Marian
A made up story too
Outlaws out in Nottingham?
It's not true!
It's not true!

Teach, you're such a liar
Your pants are catching fire
There never was a Friar Tuck
Viking hat? No horn on that
King Alfred's cake? Big mistake
It never fried? The old books lied
Frankly, I deplore ya
I hope these kids ignore ya
'Cause in fact, Queen Victoria
Never said 'We are not amused'

(Your children think I said what?
They think you said 'we are not amused', your Highness
Really? That's quite funny, isn't it?)

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
Ha, ha ha!
It's not true, it's not true!
It's not true, it's not true!
It's not true, it's not true!
It's not true!

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  1. Army Of Rock'n'roll
  2. Aztec Priests Song
  3. Big Brown Eyes
  4. Blackbeard's Song
  5. Boudicca
  6. British Things
  7. Burke And Hare Song
  8. Caveman Love
  9. Celtic Boast Battle
  10. Charles II
  11. Cleopatra
  12. Cleopatra Song
  13. Daylight In Your Eyes
  14. Dick Turpin
  15. Divorced, Beheaded, Died
  16. English Civil War
  17. Evil Roman Emperors (Bad)
  18. Flame
  19. George IV Solo
  20. Georgian Make-Up Song
  21. Hand In Hand
  22. Hieroglyphics
  23. I'm A Greek (Parts I And II)
  24. I'm A Knight
  25. If You Believe
  26. It's Not True
  27. King Of Bongo
  28. Kings And Queens (Ruthless Rulers) Song
  29. Literally: The Viking Song
  30. Mary Seacole Song
  31. One To 31
  32. Pachacuti
  33. Pilgrim Fathers
  34. Pilgrim Rap
  35. Radio
  36. Radio Day
  37. Richard III
  38. Spartan High School Musical
  39. Stone Age Song
  40. Stupid Deaths
  41. Suffragettes
  42. Sugaree
  43. The 4 Georges: Born 2 Rule
  44. The Borgia Family
  45. The Last Third
  46. The Monks' Song
  47. The Mummy Song
  48. The Thinkers
  49. Unchained Melody
  50. Victoria And Albert Love Ballad
  51. Victorian Inventions
  52. We Can Leave The World
  53. William Shakespeare Song
  54. William Wallace
  55. Work, Terrible Work
  56. World War II Girls


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