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The asshole song (the i-95 song)


by Jimmy Buffett. Buy album CD: Other Songs A - T


Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night.
Somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.
So I wrote a song about him instead.
It goes like this...

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an asshole tonight.

Yes you're an A S S H O L E...
And don't you try to blame it on me.
You deserve all the credit.
You're an asshole tonight.

You were an asshole yesterday.
You're an asshole tonight.
And I've got a feelin'
you'll be an asshole the rest of your life.

And I was talkin' to your mother
just the other night.
I told her I thought you were an asshole.
She said, "Yes. I think you're right."

And all your friends are assholes
'cause you've known them your whole life.
And somebody told me
you've got an asshole for a wife.

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight.



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Album: Other Songs A - T Lyrics
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  1. Another saturday night
  2. Desperation samba (haloween in tijuana)
  3. Dickhead
  4. Don’t bug me
  5. Gentleman of leisure
  6. Happily ever after
  7. Hippolyte’s habitat
  8. If i had a boat
  9. Let's Get Drunk And Screw
  10. Margaritavile
  11. Math sucks
  12. Merry christmas, alabama
  13. Mr. spaceman
  14. Pina Coladas
  15. Reggae accident
  16. Respect
  17. Smart woman
  18. Souther cross
  19. Souvenirs
  20. Take me out to the ballgame
  21. The asshole song (the i-95 song)
  22. The Pina Colada Song
  23. The Weather Is Here, I Wish You Were Beautiful
  24. Trouble on the horizon
  25. Turning around
  26. Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw
  27. Margaritaville (With Lost Verse)
  28. The Natives Are Restless Tonight

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