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The ball of kerrymuir


by Jim Croce. Buy album CD: Other Songs A - W


Four-and-twenty virgins come down from Inverness,
And when the Ball was over, there were four-and-twenty less,

Swingin' a balls to your you partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never been out on a Saturday night, ya never been out at all.

There was doin' in the parlor, there was doin' on the stones,
But ya couldn't a hear the music for the wheezin' and the groans,

Swingin' a balls to your you partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never been out on a Saturday night, ya never been out at all.

The undertaker, he was there, all wrapped up in a shroud,
Swingin' from the chandelier, and peein' on the crowd,

Swingin' a balls to your you partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never been out on a Saturday night, ya never been out at all.

The village cripple, he was there, ah he could not do much,
So he lined the ladies against the wall, and he did 'em with his crutch,

Swingin' a balls to your you partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never been out on a Saturday night, ya never been out at all.

Miss Mary McPherson was standin' way up front,
Some posies in her hand, and a carrot in her(unintelligible mumble),

Swingin' a balls to your you partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never been out on a Saturday night, ya never been out at all.

The Village postman, he was there, but the poor man had the pox,
He could not do the lassies, so he did the letter box,

Swingin' a balls to your you partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never been out on a Saturday night, ya never been out at all.

The Village Magician, he was there, he gave us all a laugh,
He pulled his foreskin over his head, and he vanished up his ass,

Swingin' a balls to your you partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never been out on a Saturday night, ya never been out at all.



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Album: Other Songs A - W Lyrics
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  1. (and) I Remember Her
  2. A good time man like me ain't got no business (singin' the blues)
  3. Age
  4. Another day, another town
  5. Big fat woman
  6. Big wheel
  7. Car Wash
  8. Careful man
  9. Cats In The Cradle
  10. Chain Gang Medley
  11. Chain Gang Medley: Chain Gang/He Don't Love You/Searchin'
  12. Charlie green play that slide trombone
  13. Child Of Midnight
  14. Cigarettes, Whiskey & Wild, Wild Women
  15. Cotton Mouth River
  16. Country Girl
  17. Don't Mess Around With Jim
  18. Five Short Minutes
  19. Greenback dollar
  20. Gunga din
  21. I am who i am
  22. I've Got A Name
  23. Just another day
  24. King's Song
  25. Maybe Tomorrow
  26. Mississippi Lady
  27. More than that tomorrow
  28. Next time, this time
  29. Nobody Loves A Fat Girl
  30. Old Man River
  31. One Less Set Of Footsteps
  32. Operator
  33. Railroad Song
  34. Railroads And Riverboats
  35. Rapid roy
  36. Recently
  37. Salon And Saloon
  38. Spin, spin, spin
  39. Steel rail blues
  40. Stone Walls
  41. Sun come up
  42. The ball of kerrymuir
  43. The hard way every time
  44. The man that is me
  45. The Migrant Worker
  46. The next man that i marry
  47. This land is your land
  48. Thursday
  49. Top Hat Bar And Grill
  50. Vespers
  51. Way We Used To Be
  52. Wear Out The Turnpike
  53. What do people do
  54. What the hell
  55. Which Way Are You Goin'?
  56. Working At The Car Wash Blues

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