Red neck neck 99 Lyrics

Red neck neck 99 Lyrics

Ain't that about a hoot
What you so mad about?
Them gawldamn city folks comin around these here hills
Lookin for a piece of that tender young ass, yaww
Let me tell you my Thelma Lou knows better than to
Give her puddin to anybody else but Pa
Rappin to this b**ch with a red neck
A red neck, them f**kin red neck
Rappin to this b**ch with a red neck
Violent J gonna step to that red ass neck
b**ch you're a red neck
But I gives a f**k I'm bout to step
I never met a southern belle cowpolk
And I know till now you've only f**ked your kinfolk
b**ch I can't believe that
Everytime you smile you look like Cactus Jack
Just cut the lights out
Cause I still wanna bang that bearded biscuit out
b**ch I knows you's a freak
Lemme b**ch slap that butt cheek
And try to keep your toothless mouth shut
And don't say sh*t you funky ass fat b**ch
I don't square dance
I drink monkey blood and kick voodoo chants
But you quick to act like you didn't know
Like you didn't know that I'm a juggalo gigalo
Biatch wait hold up (What?)
I can't have Pa starin at my butt
Tell him to leave and keep the barn doors closed
All I need is him tryin to grope my nizzogs
b**ch you's a hoe (Uh huh)
And hoe you's a b**ch (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a funky funky b**ch (Come again y'all)
b**ch you's a hoe (Uh huh)
And hoe you's a b**ch (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky b**ch
Rappin to this b**ch with a red neck
A red neck, a chicken ass red neck
A b**ch with a beard and a red neck
Hey yo Shaggy step to that red ass neck
b**ch it's Shaggs
Before I teabag your face take off them rags
You been chillin in the barn all night and day
Shovelin horse sh*t and f**kin with hay
b**ch it's your neden I'm finna tag
I don't give a f**k play your Ricky Skaggs
Yeah that's right f**k Conway Twitty
With your red ass nipple on your red neck titty
b**ch I'm rollin down south
With a swisher sweet hangin out my mouth
And sport a Hank Allen cowboy hat
But after I tap it, man f**k that
b**ch I'm from the big city
And I'm finna bust a nut on that one big titty
Aww sh*t it's Wilbur's daughter
Fondlin pig nuts and I caught her
b**ch drop them hog balls
She dropped the sack then dropped her drawers
She looked like a crow that's all I know
But I still f**ked that red neck hoe
b**ch you's a hoe (Uh huh)
And hoe you's a b**ch (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a funky funky b**ch (Come again y'all)
b**ch you's a hoe (Uh huh)
And hoe you's a b**ch (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky b**ch
I know a red neck b**ch named Wylita, straight stack
Biscuit in her pocket, nipples look like flap jacks
Chicken face b**ch two or three good teeth
But if I ask for sugar she's a big fuzzy peach
Now I remember when she milked the cows
Sticks of hay in the mouth, ass hangin all out
Got me itchin on my balls, and I'm rubbin my wang
That damn there girl pretty did she need a twang
Hey there Missy I'm from the East
And I wouldn't mind layin in the hay for a piece
You can rub my butt like you do your Pa's
Or I can hide my meat in between your jaws
And even hum a little sumthin sweet by Clint Black
While you stroke and caress my tender nut sac
You like it rough b**ch don't you I'ma bring the pain
She said ain't that damn movie by John Wayne
Rappin to this b**ch with a red neck
A red neck, a chicken ass red neck
A fat bubbly b**ch with a red neck, turkey funky chicken neck
b**ch it's Twiztid with a Z
You red neck hoe is you f**kin with me?
Neden scabbed up like a horses ass
But I'ma tap it anyway and use your head for my nut rag
b**ch what the f**k?
Smells like a pile of dead fish in your butt
Your shirts all covered with pins and fishing tackle
And I saw more teeth on an apple
b**ch you better ask Uncle Gus
Or you and the rest of the Clampett's will get f**ked up
Oh me? I talk to the spirits
Witches, demons, and they all keep screamin
b**ch you's a hoe (Uh huh)
And hoe you's a b**ch (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a funky funky b**ch (Come again y'all)
b**ch you's a hoe (Uh huh)
And hoe you's a b**ch (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky b**ch
b**ch you's a hoe (Uh huh)
And hoe you's a b**ch (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a funky funky b**ch (Come again y'all)
b**ch you's a hoe (Uh huh)
And hoe you's a b**ch (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a funky funky b**ch (Come again y'all)
b**ch you's a hoe (Uh huh)
And hoe you's a b**ch (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky b**ch
Round up you boys
And you head down south
Find a red neck hoe and put your dick in her mouth
Round up you boys
And you head down south
Find a red neck hoe and put your dick in her mouth