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Pumpkin carver


by Insane Clown Posse. Buy album CD: Other Songs INS - Y


Hey money got a big-ass head,
Folded like a, like a stop sign,
Fuck dawg, hey,
We gotta go get that motherfuckin ball a brains,
You know what I'm sayin? Fuck that!

What? You wanna make a song about death?
Squeezin on a neck until it's all outta breath?
You wanna hear me rap about being the hardest?
Well fuck that!!

From now on I'm an artist,
I carve pumpkins, chop chewy,
Slice, swing twice, stab screwy, ooey,
Chewy, dewy, gooey, slop,
It all starts with a quick chop, drop,
Pumpkin rolls on the floor,
Almost out the front door (oh we can't have that!),
Cut along the hair line (bowl cut!),
Hold the pumpkin between your legs and lift up,
Boing! Brains! Snippity snip all the veins,
Snip, cut,

What? What the matter?
You don't wanna do it?
Well fuck it then screw it,
You'll never be a Pumpkin Carver

Pumpkin Carvers, That be the hobby,
So-Cal, Motown collectin bodies,
Twiztid, Clowns, and the Kottonmouth Kings,
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween,

Pumpkin Carvers, That be the hobby,
So-Cal, Motown collectin bodies,
Twiztid, Clowns, and the Kottonmouth Kings,
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween,

What? You don't like this rhyme?
I can't be on point all the time,
Fuck! It's Halloween,
I gotta make a living somehow,
I'm a professional pumpkin sculptor ,
Alright motherfucka?!

Now!

First, hollow the container,
Scrape that bitch with a hanger,
Whatever, just get something,
Just get the motherfucker all hollowed out,
Like you could fill it up with lemonade,
And pour it out the mouth if ya wanted to,

Never leave the eyes in tact..

They'll turn all blue and puff out and shit,

Wack...

Always remove 'em but keep 'em handy,
Cause they taste like candy,

Hahahaha, Psyche!
I'm only playin,

Ok now get the scalpel,
Slowly cut around the mouth, Be careful!!
What the fuck?! We needed the lip!!

Here let me give you a little tip,
Slow The Fuck Down!!!

Pumpkin Carvers, That be the hobby,
So-Cal, Motown collectin bodies,
Twiztid, Clowns, and the Kottonmouth Kings,
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween,

Pumpkin Carvers, That be the hobby,
So-Cal, Motown collectin bodies,
Twiztid, Clowns, and the Kottonmouth Kings,
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween,

TWIZTID!!

Take a closer look, you scary motherfuckers,
Doesn't my Jack-O-Lantern look like your little brother?

Neck nuggets start to fling, terrors what we bring,
Twiztid, ICP, and the Kottonmouth Kings

Pumpkins are for bitches, I like my shit instead,
Cuz every devil's night we carvin somebody else's head,

When my meat cleaver chops,
Heads fall to the floor,
Fuck buying pumpkins at the grocery store!!

Yeah, Yeah, Alright,
You done flexed some skills on the mic,
This is my motherfuckin little song here right?

Right.

Let's get back to the subject,
Now hold steady, steady, steady, Ready?

Insert the blade along the outer eyelid,
Very slowly,

I don't wanna look!!!

Oh, You did,
Ok Gently count 25 spec meter outer diameters,

HUH?!

A Square!

I know it's hard,
You'd probably rather just stab and chop,
But you'll end up with a pile of slop,
I've done it before,
And them ain't, them ain't pumpkin seeds,
Those are fragments of skull!!

Oh..!

Crunchy!

Hey! Nevermind that! Get back to work!
Eating on the fuckin job you'll never be an expert!
What you wanna be a mailman, a plumber, or a barber!?
Or do you wanna be like your Uncle Violent J?
A Pumpkin Carver?!

Pumpkin Carvers, That be the hobby,
So-Cal, Motown collectin bodies,
Twiztid, Clowns, and the Kottonmouth Kings,
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween,

Pumpkin Carvers, That be the hobby,
So-Cal, Motown collectin bodies,
Twiztid, Clowns, and the Kottonmouth Kings,
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween,

Make this Motherfuckers sing fool!

Kick 'em in the spleen!
Happy Halloween,
I be burnin Cali,
Southern voters I always bring,

Pletto from the Ghetto,
Dumping Bodies in the Meadow,
When it comes to carvin bitch,
I'm shaper than Gipetto,
I'm lovin that Stiletto,

Ask your trick or fuckin treaters, More than Thirty,
Why I beat and greet the homies with the Chiba,

Ariba!

Ariba I was born in this October,
Now come press rewind Motherfuckin flows OVER!!



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Album: Other Songs INS - Y Lyrics
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  1. Insane Killers (feat. Rob Van Winkle)
  2. Into Thy Light
  3. Intro (intelligence & violence)
  4. Intro (psychopathics from outer space part 2)
  5. Is That You?
  6. It's All Over
  7. Jacobs Word
  8. Joke Your Mind
  9. Joke your mine
  10. Joker & the juggler/let me go
  11. Juggalo chant
  12. Just Another Crazy Click
  13. Just Another Crazy Clique
  14. Killing feilds
  15. Knock 2 Dis Mix
  16. Kokus Pokus
  17. Kottonmouth kings "wickit klown" w/icp
  18. Let it rain
  19. Let me go
  20. Lockdown
  21. MadHouse
  22. Maniac Killa (Juggalo Remix)
  23. Maybe/soopa
  24. Murda Cloak
  25. Nobody Move
  26. Nothin' but a bitch thang
  27. Oddities
  28. Oldie but goodie
  29. Out there
  30. Out There (feat. Bushwick Bill)
  31. Pain
  32. Panties
  33. Phat or wack?
  34. Piggie Pie (Old School)
  35. Posse On Verner
  36. Pumpkin carver
  37. Rain
  38. Redneck Hoe '99 (feat. Twiztid)
  39. Redneck Hoe '99 Remix
  40. Rich And Famous
  41. Rich and famous (mancow made us)
  42. Rock The Dead
  43. Run
  44. Santa Killas
  45. Scatter Brain
  46. Sheep lovin'
  47. Silence Of The Hams
  48. Simple and blunt
  49. Simple and blunt (wraith sampler)
  50. Slim Anus (Eminem Parody)
  51. Slim Anus (Unedited)
  52. Some f*ckin how
  53. Soopa Villians
  54. Staaaaaaaaale!!!
  55. Stomp
  56. Swallow This Nut
  57. The dateing game
  58. The dating game
  59. The Great Show
  60. The Madness
  61. The Mom Song
  62. The People
  63. The Perfect Night
  64. The Staleness
  65. The stalness
  66. The train (featuring abk)
  67. The Wraith
  68. Three 6 mafia w/icp & twiztid
  69. Thrill Of The Kill
  70. Thug Pit
  71. Thy intro
  72. Toxic love
  73. True stories
  74. Walk Into The Light
  75. Warrior
  76. Welcome To The Show
  77. Who's guilty?
  78. Wicked Halloween
  79. Wicked Rappers Delight
  80. Wickit Klowns
  81. Wind Me Up
  82. Witching hour
  83. Witching Hour (feat. Myzery)
  84. Y
  85. Yellow Bus
  86. You belong
  87. Yours Begins Tonight

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