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Mad professer Lyrics

Mad professer by Insane Clown Posse  

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Mad professer He He He
Oh sh*t he's here
Hi ya doing
Is this the right place for that furniture ahh
Yeah sure is come on in
Pretty nice place you got here cobwebs are a nice touch So that's the couch eh
Yeah we got some um take a look at the apolstry right there
That's pretty f**kin nice I haven't seen Whoa, you all right there?
Excuse me real apolstry
I ain't seen nothin like that since sh*t, like back in the
Mother f**ker
You want my couch
You mother f**ker
I need your muther f**kin brain
You can't have my couch
What da the f**k you thinking
Now come here you big fat muther f**ker get on the table

I was never popular this I'll admit f**k school
School never liked me cool
All the kids would always beat me till I'm half dead
Make fun of the size of my forehead
But that sh*t never bothered me
See momma and mother they owned a lot of property
They had a science lab in the basement
And that's where my free time
Well were my time was spent
I made a mouse with a chicken head it clucked 3 times
Cluck Cluck Cluck then it was dead
I made a lot of things though
Like a frog with a turkey neck it was tha sh*t yeah
But im still lonely I need a homie
So I collected limbs and made me a zombie
I could have made me a girlie friend
But f**k that I got my girlie right here yeah

You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity

So this is like where you live
That's right why you don't like it
I mean oh my god it's dirty
Do you like?
Hehe Shut up b**ch
Give me your tippie toes

I used some many body parts it was crazy
I killed a whole bunch of muther f**ker like what 80
They all chipped in on my special friend
Everything helps even if you got a finger to lend come on
I hear the other children outside
Keep it down you little b**ches I'll skin your f**kin hide
Trunks full this parts wack
Somehow I gotta attach this nut sack
sh*t f**k I'm sawing of an elbow
Looking at the meter on my quazar zifter low
Or better yet look out the f**kin window
I see a storm comin it's all most time to roll
Screw the head on come on come
It's the dugish rugish bone
OK it's time hit the switch turn it up a hertz
f**k sh*t didn't work

You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity

Hey you call for a wrecker
Sure did come on in
I got the truck ready out side I'm gonna go ahead
Oh muther f**ko what you'd hit me
With a f**kin frying pan or somethin
What the f**k,
You crazy muther f**ko ow that sh*t hurts
Come here
I'm gonna f**k you up
Get back here
He's trying to kill me

It wasn't always easy let me tell ya
But f**k that uhh cause I ain't no failure
I put the sh*t with the veins and snip that wait a minute
You here that
It's alive I just gotta wake it up
Hand me that rock and lime
Pour it in the cup and give it to his ass wait hold up pause
I ain't cleaning his draws man f**k that
Get him set get 'im ready its all most time
Paint his ugly ass face up almost like mine
I see him twitching I'm on a roll
He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival
Turn the hertz all the way up for this sh*t
And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit
Did it work you make the call?
What up Y'all?

You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity (3x)

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