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The jokers wild


by Icp. Buy album CD: Other Songs 1 - W


"Welcome to another exciting episode of Del Ray's number one
game show, The Joker's Wild! Shaggy, tell us something about
tonight's contestants."

"Hey, motherfuckers
Get ready for the killer show of this bitch
We gotta cop, we gotta judge, and we gotta redneck
So step the fuck up and play the Joker's Wild!"

[Violent J]
Woohoo!
Everybody smile
Guess who's back on your underground dial (who?)
It's the game show host with the most (Violent J)
And tonight we finna have a little pig roast
Cop copper, it's been a long while
Lace up your boots and come on down the aisle
Mr. Pig-Man packing that steel
But tonight, you ain't shit, now spin the fuckin wheel
Looks good, nice try
Now let's see just how ya gonna die?
Lucky, lucky, he landed on Carpenter Jed
He just pounds nails in your forehead
The pig got lucky that time
But let's take a look who's next down the line
Oh, the 43rd District judge
Hey pal, remember me
You threw me in jail
Take a spin or I'll snap your neck
The clicker's landed, let me check
The Jokey, hey it ain't bad at all
We just cut your face off and slap your skull
Who's next for the games and fun?
Hillbilly Earl, come on down, run
The redneck that sicked his dog on me
Now that's gonna cost you a spin, buddy
Spin around and around it goes
Staple your lips shut, cut off your toes
Then I throw your corpse on top of the pile
Anything goes on the Joker's Wild

"Tell me who killed 17 people and later ate their dead bodies?"
"Jeffrey Dahmer."
"No, the correct answer would be your mother. Shaggs?"

"Aww, shit, motherfuckers
Get ready for round two of this bitch
So, if you want your fucking neckbone chopped
Step the fuck up and play the Joker's Wild!"

[Violent J]
You like big money and prizes, don't ya
You'd probably kill for a big prize, won't ya
Ya little bitch, it's your turn to spin
Free money, now spin again
Oh goody, the unzip your drawers
I'm finna clip this chain on your balls
Raise ya upside down for the bang bada
Now we bust your head like a pinata (hey!)
The audience loves that shit
Listen to em cheer when your forehead splits
Wait! Cut to a break, oh shit, d-damn ah
We got guts on the camera

"The Joker's Wild is brought to you by...Faygo
EVERYBODY SING!!"
"Send your momma straight up to the store, tell that bitch to bring home a
Faygo"

[Violent J]
Welcome back to the Carnival Show
Here's your chance for the big money cash flow
Hit your buzzer, pull your lever
Joker, joker, lemon, we sever your head
Pick a door, one, two, or three
It's the same behind every door, me
There's no escape, now gimme that bald head
The crowd can't help, look, they're all dead
At home they just watching your doom
We broadcast from hell to your living room
I ripped off his knuckle, wicked clown style
Anything goes on the Joker's Wild

"It's time to play hit or miss. Contestant number one, open your
mouth. Contestant number two, get ready. Will he hit or miss....
HE HIT! What's next?"

"We got money, we got cash, we got prizes
We got blood, we got guts
We got naked dead bitches on the Joker's Wild"

[Violent J]
I got my yellow suit and my purple tie
Somebody's gonna die, oh my
It's Mr. Thompson, my next door neighbor
Always bitchin, yellin from the kitchen
Window, see he died and he went to hell though
We meet again, I got my own game show
Spin the wheel, cuz I just can't fuck around
BONUS ROUND!
Oh shit, the end of the game
Bonus round, we goin' out with a bang
You gotta chance for money and prizes
You gotta chance at death, too hahah
So get ready, I'm coming at'cha fast
Your chance for freedom at last
Four questions, so are you ready, Jack?
"Uh, I think so", load the gat

"The cop in here?"
"Eats butt."
"Yes. The square root of two?"
"Uhhh..."
"Correct. Nutsacs don't belong in?"
"Butt cracks"
"Right. Richboys eat?"
"Caviar."
"No, the correct answers bullets." [gunshots]

"Oh geez, this is Bink Chipperwink saying so long till next week folks
See ya later, goodbye"

"That's it, go home (aww!)"



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Album: Other Songs 1 - W Lyrics
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  1. 12
  2. Amys in the attic
  3. Another Love Song
  4. Birthday bitches
  5. Bitches
  6. Blaaam!
  7. Boogie Woogie Woo
  8. Bugs On My Nuts
  9. Cartoon nightmare
  10. Cherri Pie
  11. Chicken Huntin'
  12. Cotten Candy And Popcikles
  13. Cotton Candy
  14. Cotton Candy And Popsicles
  15. Crossing Thy Bridge
  16. Dateing Game
  17. Dating Game
  18. Dead Body Man
  19. Echo Side
  20. Eminem ain't nothin but a bitch
  21. Every Halloween
  22. Fearless
  23. Fuck The World
  24. Halloween on military street
  25. Halls Of Illusions
  26. Headless boogie
  27. Hell's Forecast
  28. Hokus Pokus
  29. Homies
  30. House Of Horrors
  31. House of wonders
  32. How Many Times?
  33. I Didn't Mean To Kill Him
  34. I stab people
  35. Into the light
  36. Intro (Basement Cuts)
  37. Jack jeckel
  38. Jake Jeckel
  39. Just Like That
  40. Lets Go All The Way
  41. Life at risk
  42. Lil' Somethin' Somethin'
  43. Lock Down (Basement Cuts)
  44. Love song
  45. Mad Professor
  46. Make me feel (michael jackson cover)
  47. Meat Cleaver
  48. Mr. Happy
  49. Murder Go Round
  50. Murder Rap
  51. My Axe
  52. My Homie Baby Mama
  53. Nothing's Left
  54. Pass Me By
  55. Piggie pie
  56. Piggy Pie (Old School)
  57. Play With Me
  58. Please Don't Hate Me
  59. Please Hate Me
  60. Prom Queen
  61. Rainbows & Stuff
  62. Ray Of Sunshine
  63. Rebel flag
  64. Redneck hoe 99
  65. Shaggy show
  66. Simple And Blunt
  67. Sleep walker
  68. Soopa villian
  69. Southwest Song
  70. Southwest Voodoo
  71. Spin The Bottle
  72. Still Stabbin'
  73. Take Me Away
  74. The Amazing Maze W/ Twiztid
  75. The Great Milenko
  76. The jokers wild
  77. The loons
  78. The mom song
  79. The nedan game
  80. The Staleness
  81. The unveiling
  82. Tilt-A-Whirl
  83. Under The Moon
  84. Violent j poem
  85. Wax Museum
  86. What Is A Juggalo
  87. Whut
  88. Wickit Klowns

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