» » »

The Amazing Maze W/ Twiztid Lyrics

The Amazing Maze W/ Twiztid by Icp  

CD  ·  DVD  ·  Sheet music

The Amazing Maze W/ Twiztid ferris wheels and bumper cars are fun but those rides just arent for everyone
bought my ticket i might have a ride IN THE MAZE

if i dont come back right away give me time at least a half a day
dont just leave me lost and thrown away IN THE MAZE

hello ladies and gentlemen i'm jeff nipples and i'm jimbo jsym
welcome to the dark carnival's amazing maze over 5,000 ways to get in and no way out!
lets meet todays volunteer this is rick we like to call him rick the dick
dick face here is a wealthy ontrponuer who smacks his wife around
and buys his way in and out of everything lets see how Mr. tough guy
fairs up in the amazing maze

wuddup b**ch im violent j i'll be your guide for the day k? good got mad doors
and mad floors! hallways crawlways walls for day make a left just before you make a right and your left
should be to your right if your lefts right, right?good begin the sho' go ahead boy open the first door
welcome to the exical thrilla meet jack dubie a serial killer with a chain saw he'll take ur arm off at the elbow
ull get it back if you make it out though. f**k aint no use crying all day u need to take ur b**ch ass back down the hallway
u gotta be a man at least u've learned everything you get in the maze u've earned
keep running times ticking on the clock.
u might wanna tie that stump up with a sock
turn right it might look the same but your making tracks to the room of tumb tacks
this really aint sh*t bout a million tacks and the room spins a bite
if ya stay on your feet you'll be ok (hahaha) oh let me get outta your way

oh boy rick the dick in a bite of jam there jeff
thats right jimbo he looks like a rag doll flippin and spinnin like that
you can always witness specticals truely amazing within the amazing maze
lets see where else ricks adventures will lead the lil dick whipe

(hahaha)so you got a few tacks in your balls pick em all out and head right back down the halls
whats this dead end doors looked its a long way back just knock oh should have
turned around no doubt nothing we gotta sit and argue about
keep going make a left right left run straight ahead some more open the door

(girls voice)
silk sheets nice breeze relax and just take it with ease the maze is a place of magic
many suprises your dick rises lay down expect the best then in comes your luver with a hairy chest

(guys voice)
hello sexy im grim luv now let me look at your uh milk dud

oh sh*t you fell for that i aint gonna tell you, you got ur o-ring taped
all that dissin of the op**sit sex and look who just got their butt hole flexed
wait whats that the walls are closin in f**k that hurry run for ur life oh he'll be alright

hows that sit with you jimbo first he get pluged with bullets then he gets he butt pluged
i think hes a f**kin idiot jeff i mean what kinda ass hole cant find his way outta this maze
u got to be a real dick buffer to wind up here in the first place
right u r jimbo lets watch the big dick f**k up some more

all righty aint no need to fear if theres a way out its gotta be near oh look a phone u still got one good arm
so its on can u hear ahh tounge in your ear drop it the phones got a life of its own (kiss me man hey come on)
slip down the slide go faster ban of males disaster quit screaming now hurry the f**k up open the door
clits trees you outside lots of places for creeps to hide watch ur step backtrap caught ur foot at the ankle snap
freakin out with the stump throw something in the rump hunters yeah there gonna get ya how does it feel b**ch get the picture

back in door at last look ur family behind the glass they look weird their sayin something
listen up (you f**ked up you f**ked up) o their laughin and pointing at you atleast u know what their say is true
its one last door or (or what) once again its on

ferris wheels and bumper cars are fun but those rides just arent for everyone
bought my ticket i might have a ride IN THE MAZE

if i dont come back right away give me time HEY HEY MAN CUT THAT sh*t WHAT THE f**k MAN HAPPY FRIENDLY sh*t MAN f**k THAT SUPPOSED TO BE WICKED IN THIS b**ch TURN

CD  ·  DVD  ·  Sheet music

comments powered by Disqus