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Dating Game


by Icp. Buy album CD: Other Songs 1 - W


Let's meet contestant number one
He's a schizophrenic, serial killer clown
Who says, woman love his sexy smile
Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon
Sharon, what's your question?

Contestant number one,
I believe first impressions last forever
So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house
And have dinner with me and my family
Tell me what you would do to make
That first impression really stick

CONTESTANT NUMBER 1

Let's see hmmm, well, I'd have to think about it
I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it
I'd probably just show up naked like I always do
And look your momma in the eye and tell her, FUCK YOU!!!
Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
I'd pinch her lupy ass and tell her, Get the food ready!
Your dad would probably start tripping and get me pissed
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!
It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother
I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother
I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this
For only 13, she got some big tits
After that, your dad will probably jump again
But only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin
After your mom does the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwear

Now, let's meet contestant number two
He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak
Who works for the Dark Carnival
He says women call him stretch nuts
Sharon, let's hear your question

I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions
A man who expresses himself in his own special way
Number two, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how would you let me know?

CONTESTANT NUMBER 2

First thing, I could never love you
You sound like a richie-bitch, yo, FUCK YOU!!!
But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care
By taking all these other mother fuckers outta here
I'd go through your phone book, and whack em all
And find contestant number one and break his fucking jaw
WHAT?!

Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay
I'd be blowing fucking nuggets off all day
I'd grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist
Let em go, and watch em both spring up in your face
I'd sing love songs to you, the best I can
Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!!
When we go to the beach and walk through the sand
I throw a little in your face and say, I'm just playin
As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back
And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!

Well it sounds like contestant number two
Is just over-flowing with sensitivity, Sharon
It's a tough choice so far
Sharon, let's have your last question and
See which one is going to win the rights to your neden

Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the
same time. Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would
your pick up line be? Well, whoever's the smoothest wins!

CONTESTANT NUMBER 2

Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar
And tell you that I can't believe how fucking fat you are
I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties shake
And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Rikki Lake!

CONTESTANT NUMBER 1

Fuck that, you'd be jacking me quick
I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick
And then to get your attention in the crowded place
I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face

Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that'll get her

Tell her that's she fat, yeah, that'll work even better

Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap

CONTESTANT NUMBER !

Shit, you don't want contestant number two
He's mad-wack
I walk into a barn and there he was
Standing up on a bucket, eww, trying to fuck it
It was a big fucking smelly, ass farm llama
Damn dawg! how you gonna diss your momma?!



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Album: Other Songs 1 - W Lyrics
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  1. 12
  2. Amys in the attic
  3. Another Love Song
  4. Birthday bitches
  5. Bitches
  6. Blaaam!
  7. Boogie Woogie Woo
  8. Bugs On My Nuts
  9. Cartoon nightmare
  10. Cherri Pie
  11. Chicken Huntin'
  12. Cotten Candy And Popcikles
  13. Cotton Candy
  14. Cotton Candy And Popsicles
  15. Crossing Thy Bridge
  16. Dateing Game
  17. Dating Game
  18. Dead Body Man
  19. Echo Side
  20. Eminem ain't nothin but a bitch
  21. Every Halloween
  22. Fearless
  23. Fuck The World
  24. Halloween on military street
  25. Halls Of Illusions
  26. Headless boogie
  27. Hell's Forecast
  28. Hokus Pokus
  29. Homies
  30. House Of Horrors
  31. House of wonders
  32. How Many Times?
  33. I Didn't Mean To Kill Him
  34. I stab people
  35. Into the light
  36. Intro (Basement Cuts)
  37. Jack jeckel
  38. Jake Jeckel
  39. Just Like That
  40. Lets Go All The Way
  41. Life at risk
  42. Lil' Somethin' Somethin'
  43. Lock Down (Basement Cuts)
  44. Love song
  45. Mad Professor
  46. Make me feel (michael jackson cover)
  47. Meat Cleaver
  48. Mr. Happy
  49. Murder Go Round
  50. Murder Rap
  51. My Axe
  52. My Homie Baby Mama
  53. Nothing's Left
  54. Pass Me By
  55. Piggie pie
  56. Piggy Pie (Old School)
  57. Play With Me
  58. Please Don't Hate Me
  59. Please Hate Me
  60. Prom Queen
  61. Rainbows & Stuff
  62. Ray Of Sunshine
  63. Rebel flag
  64. Redneck hoe 99
  65. Shaggy show
  66. Simple And Blunt
  67. Sleep walker
  68. Soopa villian
  69. Southwest Song
  70. Southwest Voodoo
  71. Spin The Bottle
  72. Still Stabbin'
  73. Take Me Away
  74. The Amazing Maze W/ Twiztid
  75. The Great Milenko
  76. The jokers wild
  77. The loons
  78. The mom song
  79. The nedan game
  80. The Staleness
  81. The unveiling
  82. Tilt-A-Whirl
  83. Under The Moon
  84. Violent j poem
  85. Wax Museum
  86. What Is A Juggalo
  87. Whut
  88. Wickit Klowns

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