99 problems (feat. brother marquis)

99 problems (feat. brother marquis) Lyrics

[Ice-T]
Yeah, last year a lot of motherf**kers asked me
why I didn't do no old sex nasty sh*t
But this year I went down to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Live
Brother Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the motherf**kin nigga)
Yeah, we gonna answer the question about girl problems
All these niggaz is havin girl problem, Marq
(Huh, tell them man, tell them how it is)
Lemme tell you what time is it...

I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the West
Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest
I got a ho from the North, a ho from the South
A ho that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth
I got a b**ch with hair, a b**ch with none
A b**ch with a knife, a b**ch with a gun
A b**ch with a ass big as a TV set
And there's a b**ch over there; hey, the one I'm gonna get
But yo but maybe not, she might not like me though
No sweat to a vet; I'll slam a sista though, word
Ice in the whole damn herd
I f**k 'em all and leave 'em on the curve
I got a b**ch with a mink, who rocks a fat gold link
who likes to f**k me with her ass up on the kitchen sink
Got a b**ch with tits, a b**ch with ass
A b**ch with none, but hey I give her a pass
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a b**ch ain't one - hit it...
Nah a b**ch ain't one

[Ice-T]
I got a b**ch that's old, a b**ch that's new
A b**ch who love velvet in the colors blue
I got a b**ch who's fat, a b**ch who's built
A b**ch who all her titties give out powdered milk
I got a b**ch who's funny, a b**ch who ain't
A b**ch who can sing, a b**ch who cain't
A b**ch who loves f**kin on a airplane..
I even got a b**ch off +Soul Train+
I got a b**ch who rolls a rag-top Benz..
Long ends
I got a b**ch who's broke as a bum..
But she's the most fun
I got a b**ch who play piano, a b**ch who don't
A b**ch who dances naked, a b**ch who won't
A b**ch who's short, a b**ch who's tall
A b**ch who burns my pager with priority calls
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a b**ch ain't one - hit me

Yo Marquis - you from Miami man why don't you show
these motherf**kers all the over the world; the 2 Live style
of how the b**ches treat a motherf**kin fly nigga like you

[Brother Marquis]
I got 99 problems and a b**ch ain't one of them
I don't trip on hos, cause I don't need none of them
Pussy's the temptation, dick's the persuasion
All hos suck cock nigga how you play 'em?
That's why I don't sleep on 'em, I just freak on 'em
Stick dick in they mouth; take it out and I skeet on 'em
The nigga the one-nighter, the b**ch exciter
I only love my hos when I'm goin up inside her
Problem number one is gettin money
I'd rather taste the green than sip the honey
So don't expect nuttin cause I ain't offerin
I go hard on my b**ches, cause I'm never never softenin
Puttin the demand on 'em, f**k 'em and scram on 'em
The "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" game is ran on 'em
So f**k how you feel, you f**kin cheap thrill
I hope you took the pill cause I won't pay the bill
Gettin pussy's just another expense
If pussy pays the bills then dick pays the rent
I only need a ho for one thing and that's to cum
I've got 99 problems and a b**ch ain't one!

[Ice-T]
Ha! Yo Marquis my motherf**ker you got problems man?
(A b**ch ain't one) Aww sh*t!
Now let me tell you how to do this sh*t

[M] I got a b**ch that loves to G
[I] She'll f**k you right after she f**ks me
[M] I got a b**ch who loves both
[I] I got a b**ch who loves handcuffs and ropes
[I] I got a b**ch that's fast, a b**ch that's slow
[M] A b**ch that's a virgin and a b**ch that's a ho
[I] A b**ch that lies
[M] A b**ch that's true
[I] A b**ch who's a man BECAUSE THEY'RE "b**ches 2"
[I] I got a b**ch that's cool
[M] A b**ch that's hot
[I] A b**ch who loves rap, a b**ch who loves rock
[I] A b**ch who's lost and one who knows where it's at
[I] She gets up under me and purrs like a cat
[M] I got a b**ch that runs, I got a b**ch that walks
[M] I got a b**ch that yells, I got a b**ch who talks
[I] I got a b**ch that's dirty, got a b**ch that's neat
[I] I got a super fine b**ch that I knocked in the swap meet

[Ice-T]
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I'll be there for you son
I got 99 problems and a b**ch ain't one - hit me...
No a b**ch ain't one..
(Huh, you know a b**ch ain't one!)

[Ice-T]
Youknahmsayin? I got problems with my motherf**kin rent Marquis
But a b**ch ain't one

[Brother Marquis]
Man you got yourself nothin man
f**k them raggedy stank-ass hos nigga

[Ice-T]
A b**ch ain't one
I got a problems stayin out here on these streets
with the police trying to take a nigga out, y'know?
But a b**ch ain't one
Got problems with motherf**kers.. buyin my records
But a b**ch ain't one

[Brother Marquis]
f**k 'em all, nigga f**k them motherf**kers

[Ice-T]
Youknahmsayin? A b**ch ain't one
Got problems man

[Brother Marquis]
All them motherf**kers can kiss my motherf**kin ass.. f'real

[Ice-T]
Really, niggaz worryin about b**ches
They better, they better find somethin else to worry about
[fades out]