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Poo-Poo In The Prawn


by Ian Dury And The Blockheads. Buy album CD: Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll - Best Of


I took a sudden notion
To go down to the ocean
I'd got my sun-tan lotion
My flippers and my mask

In proper distribution
Of fully-formed ablutions
Formed an ocean of pollution
In which I daredn't bask

Some turds were teeny-tiny
And some were big and shiny
But they all fucked up the briney
In which I dipped my toe

If you go swimming in the shite-us
You'll get worse than dermititis
From the sea of grey detritus
Where the sewage ebbs and flows

There's no respite
From the cess-pit
No shelter from the pong
The poor old ocean
Is full of motions
Where the hell did we go wrong?

Like a lamb off to the slaughter
Pored myself a glass of water
I failed to spot I'd caught a
Little creature in my cup

I was well and truly bolleaux-ed
From the fires of hell that followed
T’was the cup of life I'd swallowed
And it almost did me up

Something coming
Through the plumbing
That should not be there at all
The glass is brimming
And things are swimming
And quite frankly, I'm appalled

I was a very hungry fella
I defrosted my paella
Came down with Salmonella
Three weeks intensive care

They failed to send technicians in
To check the air-conditioning
Which was unfortunately transmissioning
A case of Legionnaires

There's a malaise
In the mayonnaise
There's a poo-poo in the prawn
Where we missed them
In the system
Little germs are being born
There's no respite
From the cess-pit
There's no shelter from the pong
Where the hell did we go wrong?



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Album: Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll - Best Of (1987) Lyrics
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  1. Apples
  2. Back To Blighty
  3. Ballad Of The Sulphate Strangler
  4. Ban The Bomb
  5. Bed O' Roses No. 9
  6. Billericay Dickie
  7. Billy Bentley (Promenades Himself Around London)
  8. Blackmail Man
  9. Blockheads
  10. Broken Skin
  11. Bus Driver's Prayer
  12. Byline Brown
  13. Cacka Boom
  14. Clever Trevor
  15. Common As Muck
  16. Cowboys
  17. Crippled With Nerves
  18. D'Orine The Cow
  19. Dance Little Rude Boy
  20. Dance Of The Crackpots
  21. Dance Of The Screamers
  22. Delusions Of Grandeur
  23. Don't Ask Me
  24. England's Glory
  25. Father
  26. Fly In The Ointment
  27. Fuck Off Noddy
  28. Fucking Ada
  29. Funky Disco (Pops)
  30. Game On
  31. Geraldine
  32. Girls (Watching)
  33. Happy Hippy
  34. Have A Word
  35. Heavy Living
  36. Hey, Hey, Take Me Away
  37. Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
  38. Honeysuckle Highway
  39. Huffety Puff
  40. I Believe
  41. I Could Lie
  42. I Made Mary Cry
  43. I Want To Be Straight
  44. I'm Partial To Your Abracadabra
  45. If I Was With A Woman
  46. It Ain't Cool
  47. Itinerant Child
  48. Jack Shit George
  49. London Talking
  50. Lonely (Town)
  51. Looking For Harry
  52. Love Is All
  53. Lullaby For Francies
  54. Manic Depression (Jimi)
  55. Mash It Up Harry
  56. Mischief
  57. My Old Man
  58. No Such Thing As Love
  59. O'Donegal
  60. Oh, Mr. Peanut
  61. One Love
  62. Pam's Moods
  63. Pardon
  64. Peter The Painter
  65. Plaistow Patricia
  66. Poo-Poo In The Prawn
  67. Poor Joey
  68. Profoundly In Love With Pandora
  69. Quick Quick Slow
  70. Quiet
  71. Razzle In My Pocket
  72. Really Glad You Came
  73. Reasons To Be Cheerful
  74. Red (Letter)
  75. Rough Kids
  76. Sex And Drugs And Rock 'N' Roll
  77. Sink My Boats
  78. Spasticus (Autisticus)
  79. Sueperman's Big Sister
  80. Sweet Gene Vincent
  81. Take Your Elbow Out Of The Soup (You're Sitting On
  82. Thank You Mum
  83. That's Enough Of That
  84. That's Not All
  85. The (Body Song)
  86. The Badger And The Rabbit
  87. The Call Up
  88. The Mumble Rumble And The Cocktail Rock
  89. The Passing Show
  90. The Roadette Song
  91. The Sky's The Limit
  92. There Ain't Half Been Some Clever Bastards
  93. This Is What We Find
  94. Trust (Is A Must)
  95. Twenty Tiny Fingers Sore Throat Mix
  96. Two Old Dogs Without A Name
  97. Uncoolohol
  98. Uneasy Sunny Day Hotsy Totsy
  99. Upminster Kid
  100. Very Personal
  101. Wait (For Me)
  102. Waiting For Your Taxi
  103. Wake Up And Make Love With Me
  104. What A Waste
  105. You'll See Glimpses
  106. You're More Than Fair
  107. You're My Baby
  108. You're My Inspiration
  109. You're The Why
  110. Your Horoscope

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