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Billericay Dickie


by Ian Dury And The Blockheads. Buy album CD: Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll - Best Of


(spoken)
good evening i'm from Essex
in case you couldn't tell
my given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay
and I'm doing very well

had a love affair with Nina
in the back of my Cortina
a seasoned up hyena could not have been more obscener
she took me to the cleaners
and other misdemeanours
but I got right up between her
rum and her Ribena

well, you ask Joyce and Vicki
if candy-floss is sticky
I'm not a blinking thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
and i'm doing very well

I bought a lot of brandy
when I was courting Sandy
took eight to make her randy
and all I had was shandy
another thing with Sandy
what often came in handy
was passing her a 'Mandy'
she didn't half go bandy

so you ask Joyce and Vicki
if I ever took the mickey
I'm not a flipping thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
and I'm doing very well

I'd rendezvous with Janet
quite near the Isle of Thanet
she looked more like a gannet
she wasn't half a prannet
her mother tried to ban it
her father helped me plan it
and when I captured Janet she bruised her pomegranet

so you ask Joyce and Vicki
if i ever shaped up tricky
I'm not a blooming thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
and I'm doing very well

you should never hold a candle if you don't know where it's been
the jackpot is in the handle on a normal fruit machine

so you ask Joyce and Vicki
who's their favourite brickie
I'm not a common thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
and I'm doing very well

I know a lovely old toe-rag obliging and noblesse
kindly, charming shag from Shoeburyness

my given name is Dickie
I come from Billericay
I thought you'd never guess

so you ask Joyce and Vicki
a pair of squeaky chickies
I'm not a flaming thicky I'm Billericay Dickie
and I'm doing very well

oh golly, oh gosh come and lie on the couch
with a nice bit of posh from Burnham-on-Crouch

my given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay
and I ain't a sloutch

so you ask Joyce and Vicki
about Billericay Dickie
I ain't an effin' thicky
you ask Joyce and Vicki
and I'm doing very well



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Album: Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll - Best Of (1987) Lyrics
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  1. Apples
  2. Back To Blighty
  3. Ballad Of The Sulphate Strangler
  4. Ban The Bomb
  5. Bed O' Roses No. 9
  6. Billericay Dickie
  7. Billy Bentley (Promenades Himself Around London)
  8. Blackmail Man
  9. Blockheads
  10. Broken Skin
  11. Bus Driver's Prayer
  12. Byline Brown
  13. Cacka Boom
  14. Clever Trevor
  15. Common As Muck
  16. Cowboys
  17. Crippled With Nerves
  18. D'Orine The Cow
  19. Dance Little Rude Boy
  20. Dance Of The Crackpots
  21. Dance Of The Screamers
  22. Delusions Of Grandeur
  23. Don't Ask Me
  24. England's Glory
  25. Father
  26. Fly In The Ointment
  27. Fuck Off Noddy
  28. Fucking Ada
  29. Funky Disco (Pops)
  30. Game On
  31. Geraldine
  32. Girls (Watching)
  33. Happy Hippy
  34. Have A Word
  35. Heavy Living
  36. Hey, Hey, Take Me Away
  37. Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
  38. Honeysuckle Highway
  39. Huffety Puff
  40. I Believe
  41. I Could Lie
  42. I Made Mary Cry
  43. I Want To Be Straight
  44. I'm Partial To Your Abracadabra
  45. If I Was With A Woman
  46. It Ain't Cool
  47. Itinerant Child
  48. Jack Shit George
  49. London Talking
  50. Lonely (Town)
  51. Looking For Harry
  52. Love Is All
  53. Lullaby For Francies
  54. Manic Depression (Jimi)
  55. Mash It Up Harry
  56. Mischief
  57. My Old Man
  58. No Such Thing As Love
  59. O'Donegal
  60. Oh, Mr. Peanut
  61. One Love
  62. Pam's Moods
  63. Pardon
  64. Peter The Painter
  65. Plaistow Patricia
  66. Poo-Poo In The Prawn
  67. Poor Joey
  68. Profoundly In Love With Pandora
  69. Quick Quick Slow
  70. Quiet
  71. Razzle In My Pocket
  72. Really Glad You Came
  73. Reasons To Be Cheerful
  74. Red (Letter)
  75. Rough Kids
  76. Sex And Drugs And Rock 'N' Roll
  77. Sink My Boats
  78. Spasticus (Autisticus)
  79. Sueperman's Big Sister
  80. Sweet Gene Vincent
  81. Take Your Elbow Out Of The Soup (You're Sitting On
  82. Thank You Mum
  83. That's Enough Of That
  84. That's Not All
  85. The (Body Song)
  86. The Badger And The Rabbit
  87. The Call Up
  88. The Mumble Rumble And The Cocktail Rock
  89. The Passing Show
  90. The Roadette Song
  91. The Sky's The Limit
  92. There Ain't Half Been Some Clever Bastards
  93. This Is What We Find
  94. Trust (Is A Must)
  95. Twenty Tiny Fingers Sore Throat Mix
  96. Two Old Dogs Without A Name
  97. Uncoolohol
  98. Uneasy Sunny Day Hotsy Totsy
  99. Upminster Kid
  100. Very Personal
  101. Wait (For Me)
  102. Waiting For Your Taxi
  103. Wake Up And Make Love With Me
  104. What A Waste
  105. You'll See Glimpses
  106. You're More Than Fair
  107. You're My Baby
  108. You're My Inspiration
  109. You're The Why
  110. Your Horoscope

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