High School Stalker

High School Stalker Lyrics

I've been looking for you, baby
Anyway but I can't find
And I was searching for your sweet name
'Cause you never leave my mind
I've been on the Altavista
I went twice on the Yahoo
And everywhere I go, there is always a clue
Always something about you that may help me get my hands on you

Like it's your birthday tomorrow,
But you're not getting anything you know
It's your birthday tomorrow
But I'm not supposed to know
Not supposed to know
But I'm not supposed to know, whoa oh oh oh oh oh
Hacked into the school computer
Changed all of your D's to A's
Broke into the dentist's office
Know you never needed braces
Know you moved from another small town
Know you're never going away
'Cause soon you'll fall in love, the fortune lady said
And I know who who'll be the one to make your bed

And it's your birthday tomorrow,
But you're not getting anything you know
It's your birthday tomorrow
But I'm not supposed to know
Not supposed to know
But I'm not supposed to know, whoa oh oh oh oh oh

I was talking to your best friend
I checked out your high school yearbook
I was driving round your Mum's house,
She makes great coffee, you know
I spoke to your former girlfriend
So now, I know what I've got to expect
And yesterday, you passed me by
I swear, you nearly said "hi"
I could have died
I swear to God I started cry and

It's your birthday tomorrow,
But you're not getting anything you know
And it's your birthday tomorrow
But I'm not supposed to know
Not supposed to know
But I'm not supposed to know, whoa oh oh oh oh oh