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Dating Game Lyrics by Handsome Boy Modeling School
Dating Game by Handsome Boy Modeling School
And we're back. Alright Becky, before our handsome bachelors reveal themselves
You have one last question to ask before you decide to go on that big date.
OK. Handsome bachelor number one.
On our first date, where would you take me and how would you try to impress me?
Bachelor 1 (Jay-Z):
So that's a... that's a good question ma.
This is what I would do to impress you.
Well first of all, you know where I might take you?
I might take you over Dame's house.
Cus my girl's at the crib. And... then what I would do is...
I'd get you the finest drink, of course it's gonna have ice in it.
And I don't mean frozen water... huh, ya know!
That's so sweet.
And uh... what else would I do to really...
I'd take you to Rodeo Drive, of course. Of course.
I love Rodeo.
Ima take you to Rodeo and show you all the beautiful stores
And what you could have if your record goes number one like mine haha.
That's what I would do to... pretty impressive ain't it?
OK, sounds like fun.
Same question, handsome bachelor number two.
Bachelor 2 (U-God from Wu-tang?):
Yo, to impwess you to take you out on a perfect womantic date,
My idea for that is... to pick you up in a Wu mobile, bwought to you by Cwysler.
A Wu mobile?
You know, the cowabowation, that we just came wit.
And den, I take you upstate, to the amusement park, Wu-tang amusement parks.
Ooh, I love parks!
Word, we wide all kinda wollercoasters and fewwis wheels.
Mm, that's my favorite!
Eat all kinda cotton candy, popcorn and shit.
And den, to welax you, or you know, give you a beauty treatment,
I'll take you down to the Wu spa.
We got all the special manicuwists out there, you know, putting it down.
And to end all the night, you know, maybe we'll have a womantic dinner.
Order out some Chinese food fwom Wu delivewy. We dewiwer 24 hours a day.
Word. Just call us on the tewephone, hit me, or...
Or you could hit me on the 2-way, or Bwackbwewwy account.
Wow! That maybe difficult to top!
What would you do handsome bachelor number three?
Bachelor 3 (Tim Meadows as The Ladies Man):
Yeah, listen. Can you repeat that question again please?
Oh, ok. You want me to repeat the question?
OK, on our first date, where would you take me and how would you try to impress me?
That is a very good question. Heh, you're very charming.
Well, on the first date with me is... is very exciting.
I would, of course, take you wherever you wanted to go.
If the plans was up to me, I would take you... to uh... to NASA.
What we would do is we would take a trip up that elevator
And we would go and look at the stars, and I will pack us a picnic basket.
And I would have us all kinds of... alcohol beverages.
I would whip out... that's right... I would whip out a diamond necklace.
Put it around you sweet, skinny neck.
And touch you in places that no doctor has ever discovered on you before.
And then I would slowly caress your breasts
Work my way down to your... sweet lovin thighs, and then...
Talk show host:
OK, time's up.
We'll find out your answer, Becky, after this commercial break