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The Best Things in Life


by Half Man Half Biscuit. Buy album CD: Other Songs L - W


My Uncle Charlie is a cynical man
And his wifes a touch skeptical, too.
They've got one of those stickers
In the back of their van; it says:
We've seen the prices at the zoo.
Well today I knocked upon their door
And said that I was passing,
And charlie launched a scathing attack.
When I asked him what I'd done, he said
"You stupid bastard! We live in a cul-de-sac!"

Went to Darlene's party; it was fancy dress.
I just stuck an apple in my face.
I saw a chap who obviously was out to impress,
Reckoned he'd beat Gagarin into space.
He said "Hi there {? souls! ?}
Like I'm sorry I'm late!
But I was getting done up
As a mobile thrash acetate!"
Me, I got bored
So I went home,
Got into bed,
And came to the conclusion...

There is nothing better in life
Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Birol
There is nothing better in life
Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Birol
There is nothing better in life
Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Birol
There is nothing better in life
Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Birol
On a Saturday Night instead of going to a pub.



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Album: Other Songs L - W Lyrics
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  1. (live!)
  2. 1966 and all that
  3. All i want for christmas is a dukla prague away ki
  4. All I Want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague Away Kit
  5. All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla Prague...
  6. D'ye Ken Ted Moult
  7. Dickie davies eyes
  8. Dickie Davis Eyes
  9. Dyou Ken Ted Mould
  10. For What Is Chatteris...
  11. I hate nerys hughes
  12. I Was a Teenage Armchair Hon Ved Fan
  13. Keeping Two Chevrons Apart
  14. Paintball's Coming Home
  15. Reasons To Be Miserable (Part 10)
  16. Rod Hull Is Alive - Why?
  17. The Bastard Son of Dean Friedman
  18. The Best Things in Life
  19. The referees alphabet
  20. Trumpton Riots
  21. Vatican Broadside
  22. When The Evening Sun Goes Down

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