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The Bastard Son of Dean Friedman


by Half Man Half Biscuit. Buy album CD: Other Songs L - W


Well I heard a lovely rumor,
That Bette Midler had a tumor,
So gleefully I went to tell my friends.
But they said it was a lie,
That she wasn't going to die,
"And by the way, have we got news for you!"

And they told me that the man
That I had always billed as "Dad",
Hadn't met my "Mum" when I was born.
And they reckon that I am,
But I hope to God I'm not,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman.

And my school-work fell behind
With this bombshell on my mind.
Me art teacher said he understood.
But he could only sympathise
With the sadness in my eyes,
Even though he'd shown my his Magerite!

And in the "Corridors of Fear"
I would shed a lovely tear,
As ridicule flew at me from both sides.
And they mocked me in my mocks,
And embroidered in my socks,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman.

Supercalifragilistic, {? Barishnamakaclapback. ?}

And you can thank your lucky stars that you're not
The bastard son of Dean Friedman,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman.



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Album: Other Songs L - W Lyrics
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  5. All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla Prague...
  6. D'ye Ken Ted Moult
  7. Dickie davies eyes
  8. Dickie Davis Eyes
  9. Dyou Ken Ted Mould
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  11. I hate nerys hughes
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  13. Keeping Two Chevrons Apart
  14. Paintball's Coming Home
  15. Reasons To Be Miserable (Part 10)
  16. Rod Hull Is Alive - Why?
  17. The Bastard Son of Dean Friedman
  18. The Best Things in Life
  19. The referees alphabet
  20. Trumpton Riots
  21. Vatican Broadside
  22. When The Evening Sun Goes Down

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