Music Video
The Bastard Son of Dean Friedman
Half Man Half Biscuit Lyrics
The Bastard Son of Dean Friedman Lyrics
The Bastard Son of Dean Friedman by Half Man Half Biscuit
That Bette Midler had a tumor,
So gleefully I went to tell my friends.
But they said it was a lie,
That she wasn't going to die,
"And by the way, have we got news for you!"
And they told me that the man
That I had always billed as "Dad",
Hadn't met my "Mum" when I was born.
And they reckon that I am,
But I hope to God I'm not,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman.
And my school-work fell behind
With this bombshell on my mind.
Me art teacher said he understood.
But he could only sympathise
With the sadness in my eyes,
Even though he'd shown my his Magerite!
And in the "Corridors of Fear"
I would shed a lovely tear,
As ridicule flew at me from both sides.
And they mocked me in my mocks,
And embroidered in my socks,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman.
Supercalifragilistic, {? Barishnamakaclapback. ?}
And you can thank your lucky stars that you're not
The bastard son of Dean Friedman,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman.
Popular Songs
It's A Man's Man's Man's World
by James Brown I Feel Good
by James Brown Do-Re-Mi
by Sound Of Music Rainbow Connection
by Muppets So Long, Farewell
by Sound Of Music Sixteen Going On Seventeen
by Sound Of Music You Give Me Fever
by Peggy Lee The heart of worship
by Matt Redman Time Warp
by Horror Rocky The Rocky Road To Dublin
by Dubliners
by James Brown I Feel Good
by James Brown Do-Re-Mi
by Sound Of Music Rainbow Connection
by Muppets So Long, Farewell
by Sound Of Music Sixteen Going On Seventeen
by Sound Of Music You Give Me Fever
by Peggy Lee The heart of worship
by Matt Redman Time Warp
by Horror Rocky The Rocky Road To Dublin
by Dubliners
A-Z Lyrics Universe
Lyrics / song texts are property and copyright of their owners and provided for educational purposes.