Arthur's Farm Lyrics

Half Man Half Biscuit Lyrics Arthur's Farm

  Browse by artist name Search Browse by soundtrack
 A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z #
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z #

Arthur's Farm


by Half Man Half Biscuit. Buy album CD: Trouble Over Bridgewater


Arthur Askee and Dougie Wougie Bader
Went down to the Animal Farm.
Douglas bored a boar,
With his stories from the war.
And explaimed about the boil on his palm.

Napoleon, very pink, offerred both of them a drink,
And a drink and a drink and a drink.
Come the hour of four, they were legless to be sure,
Not one of them had even had a wink,
Of sleep.

Everybody sang as loud as they could,
"Two legs bad, but four legs good!"
This made the boys feel pretty oppressed.
Came the new real, it was A. A. at the Helm",
While Dougie played lufftwafer on the roof
After amputating limbs all the others wrote new hymns
And a sign post read secondhand limbs.
Years passed by, double grazzing in the sty.
It was good, but it was total apathy!
Everybody arsed around
As the Beast of England Sound,
Had been ruined by a busy busy bee!
And chants were heard from the East to the West,
"Four legs good, but no legs best!"
Invalidity reigned supreme.
And shouts were heard from the East to the West,
"Four legs good, but no legs best!"
one time visitors were now the regime.




sheet music Buy Half Man Half Biscuit sheet music
cd Buy Half Man Half Biscuit CDs
guitar tabs Half Man Half Biscuit guitar tabs
Album: Trouble Over Bridgewater (2000) Lyrics
cd Buy "Trouble Over Bridgewater" CD
  1. Arthur's Farm

Comments







Song words / lyrics from Trouble Over Bridgewater album CD are property & copyright of their owners and provided for educational purposes.
DMCA Policy | Add/correct lyrics  |  Request lyrics  |  Links  |  Privacy | Contact us    © STLyrics.com 2002 -