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Jamie's petting zoo


by Guttermouth. Buy album CD: Live From The Pharmacy


I've had my pet
Since i was nine years old
I loved him and fed him
But one day he attacked
I knew he didn't love me back
So i grabbed him like a football
And punted fifty yards

Now i hate pets
Take yourself to the vet
Now i hate pets
Dolphins trapped in little nets
Now i hate pets
You little fucking
Screaming shit-bag
I should of let your mother
Eat you, little fucker

So i got a little birdy
And i trained it everyday
He knew 1000 words
But then he flew away
But then i got him back
The fucker wouldn't shut his trap
So i took him to the bathroom
And rubbed his beak in shit

Now i hate pets
Spotted owls in their nests
Now i hate pets
Bagged a deer and made a vest
Now i hate pets
Birds and bees and bears and bison
Pigs and parrots and pandas
I fucking hate them all!!!

I was walking through the park
When a snake peered from his hole
A perfect opportunity
To take the bastard home
I chopped his fucking head off
With my handy garden hoe
And made a lovely hat-band
For my redneck cousin bo, heee-haaw!

Now i hate pets
10,000 volts to the chest
Now i hate pets
Fed my cat some cigarettes
Now i hate pets
You little fucking
Screaming shit-bag
Bastard
Fuck you, you
Fucking pig-shit licker, fuck!!!!!!



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Album: Live From The Pharmacy (1998) Lyrics
cd Buy "Live From The Pharmacy" CD
  1. 1-2-3 slam (live)
  2. American made
  3. Asshole
  4. Asshole (live)
  5. Born in the u.s.a.
  6. Bruce lee vs. the kiss army
  7. Bruce lee vs. the kiss army (live)
  8. Chicken box
  9. Chicken box (live)
  10. Derek
  11. Derek (live)
  12. Disneyland
  13. Disneyland (live)
  14. Jamie's petting zoo
  15. Jamie's petting zoo (live)
  16. Just a fuck
  17. Just a fuck (live)
  18. Marco polo
  19. Marco polo (live)
  20. No such thing
  21. No such thing (live)
  22. Oats
  23. Oats (live)
  24. Pot
  25. Pot (live)
  26. Race track
  27. Race track (live)
  28. Steak (the underwater version)
  29. Steak (under water version)
  30. This won't hurt a bit
  31. Veggicide
  32. Veggicide (live)
  33. What's gone wrong (live)
  34. What's gone wrong?
  35. Where was i?
  36. Where was i? (live)

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