Those Balls Are Perfect Lyrics

Those Balls Are Perfect Lyrics

To me, those balls are perfect
I can only speak for myself
I don’t want anyone touchin’ the balls
Rubbin’ the balls
To me, those balls are perfect

Some guys like ’em round and some guys like ’em thin
Some guys like old balls, new balls, they’re all different
So you gotta feel ’em and you gotta squeeze ’em
To me, those balls are all perfect

I choose the balls that I want
You know, I grip it, I grab it, I feel the lace, I feel the leather
I wouldn’t want anyone touchin’ the balls
Um, I would zip those things up and lock ’em away

Some days one ball may feel good
The next day, it may not
I want to be very familiar with the equipment that I’m using
This isn’t ISIS
No one’s dying, but this is a very important thing

Because to me, those balls are perfect
I can only speak for myself
I don’t want anyone touchin’ the balls
Rubbin’ the balls
To me, those balls are perfect

Some guys like ’em round and some guys like ’em thin
Some guys like old balls, new balls, they’re all different
So you gotta feel ’em and you gotta squeeze ’em
To me, those balls are all perfect

You gotta feel ’em (You gotta feel ’em)
And you gotta squeeze ’em (You gotta squeeze ’em)
To me, those balls are all perfect
You gotta feel ’em (You gotta feel ’em)
And you gotta squeeze ’em (You gotta squeeze ’em)
To me, those balls are all perfect

You know, I grip it, I grab it
I grab it, I grip it
To me, those balls are all perfect
Zip those things up
Zip those up and lock ’em away
To me, those balls are all perfect