Half man half machine

Half man half machine Lyrics

Eggsie : Adam! Do you read me? Over.
I am going down the shop to buy 10 fags
Do you need a drink or some crisps?
Blanco : You f**kin cant go down the shop
Dressed like that man you got f**kin tin foil
Wrapped round your 'ed
Eggsie : Its not tin foil, it
I am a robot, I have interfaced, with my spectrum. Behold!
Blanco : You're f**kin nuts man stop talkin like tha
Eggsie : What do you mean? It is my normal voice!
My computer integrated voice circuit is making
Me speak like this
Blanco : Stop talkin like that ya f**kin bellend
Eggsie : I am a robot I am a robot!
Blanco : f**kin inject him man inject him
f**kin calm him down oh f**kin 'ell

Benatone spectrum pacman commadore
Zx81 Donkey Kong f**kin high score
Push it to the limit couldn't push it anymore
Wanna be a f**kin robot after smokin loadsa draw
Bought a speak n spell
Stuck it to my chest
Wrapped some f**kin tin foil
To my head and to my vest
Walkin down the street
My next door neighbors not impressed
I
Eggsies gone too far
He thinks he
He
He
We tried to sedate him but he f**kin escaped
The man robot myth starts to escalate
He tries to sell himself standin in curry
But if the police turn up he runs in a f**kin hurry
He tries to plug himself in the mains with his knob
And when he's fully recharged he goes out on the rob
Half man half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Half man half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Bein a robot in my digital domain
Enter my world
Feel my pain
I
I make love to a BBC micro
Touchin on the disk drive
The monitor got hot
I knew from then I was a mother f**kin robot
Bill Gates, from Microsoft
Steven Hawkins voice
And f**kin Lara Croft
I built a lab
Secret in my loft
I built a special costume that would help me to jack off
I sat there
In front of the screen
For many years this had been my wet dream
Now I
I
Like terminator
Being filmed in aberdare
So alone
When people stop and stare
Like c3po but with pubes and hair
Robot love
Robot break-dance
The doctors at the nuthouse said he was an 'ed case
Cause he sticks sprayed silver cans on his face
Suckin off antennas and tryin to f**k the fridge
And burn his pubic wig with a high voltage
Is ams as robots mys primes directives iss tos gos
Tos thes shops ands buys tens fags dos youse comsputes?
He wants to buy ten fags his destination is the shop
A tin foil costume and a hat like Robocop if you ask
Him then he'll do a body pop, like terminator yet he
Just can
The eye of his cock plugged it in the wall and gave
Himself a big shock, the reason that he did it wasn
To give him self pain watchin terminator over again
And again
Half man half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Half man half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?

Blanco : Are you still a f**kin robot then spar?
Eggsie : No, not anymore
Blanco : f**kin look f**kin sound like one aswell
Eggsie : I
Blanco : I f**kin think you are
Eggsie : I
Blanco : What are you then?
Eggsie : A woman.... called Janet