Duffryn vigilante squad

Duffryn vigilante squad Lyrics

You see’s me up church on a Sunday morning, but oh son, you’ve had your final warnin

If you f**ks with us or plays dirty tricks
We’re smashin your face in with punches an kicks
It’s a dark time an it’s getting f**kin darker
If you see’s us then you better scarper
When the suns gone down if we catch you outside
You’re gunna end up… hospitalised
Like blind date or surprise surprise
I look like Cilla black wearin a disguise
I like Anne Robinson getting f**ked in the eyes
We can get to you in many ways
The streets are straight but they look like a maze
You know what’ll happen if you don’t pays

I’m from Duffryn, f**kin no bufflin (I knows you done over the Spar)
No f**kin bufflin I’m from Duffryn (So gimme the money)
I’m from Duffryn, f**kin no bufflin (An a box a Rizla what you nicked)
No f**kin bufflin I’m from Duffryn (Or I’ll f**kin batter you)

If you don’t pay me you better be expectin,
I visit from the DVS debt collectin
Feedin me bullsh*t I’m detectin
I’ll cut you up, human dissecting
We know that you’ve been telling lies
That stolen VCR didn’t come from our supplies
I know I thought we’d reached an agreement
Don’t mess with us, you’ll get good treatment
I saw you sellin six cans of lager
Little kids, in front of their father
Now I don’t mind, just slide me my cut
No explanation needed you knows that you’re f**ked
Been placed in charged to keep the peace
Nobody can touch us not even the police
Duffryn Vigilante Squad it ain’t nothing funny
Lookin after you if you gives us the money.

I’m from Duffryn, f**kin no bufflin (I know you’re commitin benefit fraud)
No f**kin bufflin I’m from Duffryn (So if you don’t give me the cut)
I’m from Duffryn, f**kin no bufflin (I’m gunna f**kin knock you out alright?)
No f**kin bufflin I’m from Duffryn

I caught you sellin fags an now your face is a mess
Cause I know you never got ‘em off the DVS
Ruin the streets, we’re sharper than scissors
Cleanin the streets and takin no prisoners
We’re Duffryn Vigilante Squad Members
f**kin Up old Faggots and Benders
Makin ‘em think about what they’re doin
It’s not natural so they’ll get a Shoein.
Sandpiper Way an Kingfisher Drive
Don’t leave the house without a knife
Watchout Joyriders we got a stinger
You’ll get assraped if you f**ks a minger
I don’t give a f**k if you stealin pensions
Workin on the fiddle doin extensions
I wants my cut I make no exceptions
If it’s in Duffryn you better mention…it, to me.. Cause I wanna know

I’m from Duffryn, f**kin no bufflin (I knows your mothers got a part time job)
No f**kin bufflin I’m from Duffryn (Down the doctors surgery)
I’m from Duffryn, f**kin no bufflin (So f**kin swipe me a pad of prescription forms)
No f**kin bufflin I’m from Duffryn (You clit)

Chilled in a Portacabin in Tradegar Park
At nightfall, we comes out cause its dark
We gets tooled up with a gun an a crossbow
Make intimidation heavy like in Moscow
Or some other place behind the iron curtain
If you sells drugs you knows your certain
You’ll get chained up, tortured with electrodes
Pledge your nipples, an both big toes

I’m from Duffryn, f**kin no bufflin
No f**kin bufflin I’m from Duffryn
I’m from Duffryn, f**kin no bufflin
No f**kin bufflin I’m from Duffryn