The city with two faces

The city with two faces Lyrics

I tried once to be civil
But I just got put on hold
I'm sick of hearing complaints
The espresso is too cold
You act like you're a friend
But then you talk 'bout how we suck
Just save it for your dildo
That's the only thing you'll f**k

If I was smart I'd run fast
Out of this town
Sometimes I want to shout and scream
f**k L.A.

Traded your Doc Martens
In exchange for cowboy boots
You're asking who's Keith Morris
Yeah you're punk rock
Where's your roots
You're a rocker you're a biker
You're punk rock now you skate
Last year it was Zeppelin
Now it's Bad Brains
You're a fake

If I was smart I'd run fast
Out of this town
Sometimes I want to shout and scream
f**k L.A.

Now don't get me wrong.
You're probably thinking
we're just some trendy punk rock band
jumping on the band wagon.
Like, how many times have you heard me say f**k anyway?
Seven to be exact, we still have four more to go.
Now I know LA's got some beautiful people.
It's also got some great bands.
NOFX, Bad Religion....
Hell I owe my life to this city.
But I have had my motorcycle stolen here more times
than Nirvana has songs about heroin.
You can't really surf unless you want to get hepatitis
Wait a Second!

If I was smart I'd run fast
Out of this town
Sometimes I want to shout and scream
f**k L.A.

f**k L.A.
f**k L.A.
f**k L.A.
f**k it