My New Favorite Shoplifter

My New Favorite Shoplifter Lyrics

This might seem mean but I mean it
I'll back this up and won't back down
So what if I hurt your feelings
Why should I care?
You're all wrapped up in yourself

Your friends they don't want to see you
Everybody knows that you're f**ked up
You left me here with your loose ends
Maybe you'll get tangled up in them and fall down

I wrote this song to make you cry
So say goodbye
I wrote this song to make you cry
So say goodbye
I just met Winona Ryder
I know that she is your idol
Just so you know she can't stand you
But she digs me
And she gave me her home number

I wrote this song to make you cry
So say goodbye
I wrote this song to make you cry
So say goodbye

Now I've burned up all
Of your pictures and
Any evidence
To remind me of
Anything we said
Anyway I can
I can't be left alone
With your presence haunting me

I wrote this song to make you cry
So say goodbye
I wrote this song to make you cry
So say goodbye
I hope this song will make you cry
A million times
I hope this song will make you cry
A billion times