Why I Left California

Why I Left California Lyrics

Ok this guy walks into a bar no I'm just I'm just f**king with you
I'm kidding you no there's this young bull and this old bull and
they're standing on top of a hill

And I tried to tell you before
That that's why I left California

So they're standing on top of this hill, right, and they're
looking out over a pasture full of cows, whole f**king pasture,
and the young bull turns to the old bull and he goes I got this
really good idea and the old bull is like, yeah?

And I tried to tell you before
That that's why I left California

Yeah, he's like yeah, yeah I got this really good idea, let's
run down that hill and f**k one of those cows, and the old bull
just looks at him you know he's just looking at him he's like
look I got a better idea young bull is like oh yeah what's your
f**king brilliant idea and the old bull goes

And I tried to tell you before
That that's why I left California

And the old bull goes let's walk down that hill and f**k all of
those cows dig? you know like he ain't been in town long or
something, I don't know

And I tried to tell you before
That that's why I left Calif