Merry, merry, merry frickin' christmas (radio)

Merry, merry, merry frickin' christmas (radio) Lyrics

Schools out Christmas break
Home for the holidays
Meatloaf and fruitcake
Off to grandmas
It’s so boring
Screaming kids and grandpa snoring
My aunt Margaret’s lost her mind
Tripping on a train set
Have another box of wine

Its gonna be a merry, merry, merry, frickin’ christmas
I must be on Santa Clause’s sh*t list
The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
Shoot me now I’m sick of all my relatives
A merry, merry, merry frickin’ christmas

Uncle Richard he’s a weirdo
Passing out pictures of himself in a speedo
My cousin Ashley her singing really sucks
Blames it on her drummer and her acid reflux (?)
My brother’s wife is really hot
She pulled me in the bathroom I hope we don’t get caught

Its gonna be a merry, merry, merry, frickin’ christmas
I must be on Santa Clause’s sh*t list
The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
Shoot me now I’m sick of all my relatives
A merry, merry, merry frickin’ christmas

We haven’t even opened up our presents yet
Now its time to start
So I’ll fake a smile
Because it’s going back to Wal-mart
* knock knock* “Sweetie are you okay in there” (moan)

Its gonna be a merry, merry, merry frickin christmas
I must be on Santa Clause’s sh*t list
The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
Shoot me now I’m sick of all my relatives
A merry, merry, merry frickin christmas

Merry frickin’ christmas
Hohohoho I’m Santa W. Clause and I approve this message.