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Talking Wheelchair Blues

by Fred Small. Buy album CD: Other Songs A - W

I went for a jog in the city air
I met a woman in a wheelchair
I said "I'm sorry to see you're handicapped."
She says "What makes you think a thing like that?"
And she looks at me real steady
And she says, "You want to drag?"
So she starts to roll and I start to run
And she beat the pants off my aching buns
You know going uphill I'd hit my stride
But coming down she'd sail on by!
When I finally caught up with her
She says "Not bad for somebody ablebodied.
You know, with adequate care and supervision
You could be taught simple tasks.
So how about something to eat?"
I said that'd suit me fine
"We're near a favorite place of mine."
So we mosied on over there
But the only way in was up a flight of stairs.
"Gee, I never noticed that," says I.
"No problem," the maitre d' replies.
"There's a service elevator around the back."
So we made it upstairs on the elevator
With the garbage, flies, and last week's potatoes
I said "I'd like a table for my friend and me."
He says "I'll try to find one out of the way."
Then he whispers, "Uh, is she gonna be sick,
I mean, pee on the floor or throw some kind of fit?"
I said "No, I don't think so,
I think she once had polio.
But that was twenty years ago.
You see, the fact of the matter is,
If the truth be told,
She can't walk.
So he points to a table, she wheels her chair
Some people look down and others stare
And a mother grabs her little girl
Says "Keep away, honey, that woman's ill."
We felt right welcome.
Then a fella walks up and starts to babble
About the devil and the holy bible
Says "Woman, though marked with flesh's sin,
Pray to Jesus, you'll walk again!"
Then the waiter says "What can I get for you?"
I said "I'll have your best imported brew."
And he says "What about her?"
I say "Who?" He says "Her."
"Oh, you mean my friend here."
He says "Yeah." I say "What about her?"
"Well, what does she want?"
"Well, why don't you ask her?"
Then he apologizes.
Says he never waited on a cripple before.
We immediately nominated him for Secretary of the Interior.
Well, she talked to the manager when we were through
She says "There're some things you could do
To make it easier for folks in wheelchairs."
He says "Oh, it's not necessary.
Handicapped never come here anyway."
Well, I said goodnight to my newfound friend
I said, "I'm beginning to understand
A little bit of how it feels
To roll through life on a set of wheels."
She says "Don't feel sorry, don't feel sad,
I take the good along with the bad
I was arrested once at a protest demo
And the police had to let me go.
See, we were protesting the fact
That public buildings weren't wheelchair accessible.
Turned out the jail was the same way.
Anyway, I look at it this way--
In fifty years you'll be in worse shape than I am now.
See, we're all the same, this human race.
Some of us are called disabled. And the rest--
Well, the rest of you are just temporarily able-bodied

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Album: Other Songs A - W Lyrics
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  1. A Dream In The Light
  2. A Modest Proposal (the Long Underwear Song)
  3. Annie
  4. At The Elbe
  5. Back To School
  6. Bend That Over
  7. Big Italian Rose
  8. City Of God
  9. Cranes Over Hiroshima
  10. Crossing The Charles
  11. Death In Disguise
  12. Denmark 1943
  13. Diamonds Of Anger
  14. Dig A Hole In The Ground
  15. Every Man
  16. Everything Possible
  17. Face At The Window
  18. Father's Song
  19. Fifty-nine Cents
  20. Friends First
  21. Gonna Get A Grant
  22. HeadBanger
  23. Hot Frogs On The Loose
  24. Housewarming
  25. I Will Stand Fast
  26. If I Were A Moose
  27. If I Were Taken Now
  28. Jimmy Come Lately
  29. Larry The Polar Bear
  30. Leslie Is Different
  31. Letter From May Alice Jeffers
  32. Lifeboat
  33. Lost That Pretty Little Gal Of Mine (to Title Ix)
  34. Love's Gonna Carry Us
  35. Monique's Room
  36. Murder Homicide Kill
  37. No Limit
  38. No More Vietnams
  39. Peace Dragon
  40. Peace Is
  41. Poetic Justice
  42. Rodney King's Blessing
  43. Scott And Jamie
  44. Scrambled Eggs And Prayers
  45. Simple Living
  46. Smile When You're Ready
  47. Talking Wheelchair Blues
  48. The Dancing Light
  49. The Heart Of The Appaloosa
  50. The Hills Of Ayalon
  51. The Hug
  52. The Hug Song
  53. The Marines Lament, Or, The Pink Peril
  54. This Love
  55. Three Mile Island
  56. Too Many People
  57. Turn It Up
  58. Willie's Song


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