Can't Touch Me

Can't Touch Me Lyrics

Can't Touch Me Song Lyrics

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Cleveland: Now your just being crazy.
Cop: hey! That's against the law! You're coming with me!
Peter: AH, AH, AH, can't touch me!
Ju - Ju - Ju - Ju - Just like the bad guy in Lethal Weapon 2,
I've got Diplomatic Immunity, so Hammer,
You can't sue
I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street
I can riot, loot, not give a hoot and touch your sister's teat
Can't Touch Me!

Peter: Can't Touch Me!
Joe: What in God's name is he doing?
Peter: Can't Touch Me!
Cleveland: I believe that's the worm.

Peter: Stop! Peter Time!

I'm a big shot! Theres no doubt!
Light a fire, then pee it out!
Don't like it? Kiss my rump!
Just for a minute, let's all do the bump!

Can't touch me!
Yeah! Do the Peter Griffin bump
Can't touch me!

I'm Presidential Peter
Interns think I'm hot
Don't care if you're handicapped,
I'll still park in your spot!

I've been around the world
From Hartford to Back Bay
It's Peter! Go Peter! I'm so Peter! Yo, Peter!
Let's see Regis rap this way!
Can't touch me!


[Thanks to Snic9er for lyrics]

[Thanks to AwesomeSauce, Jason, Heather Letizio for corrections]