Volvo Driving Soccer Mum

Volvo Driving Soccer Mum Lyrics

you know i used to be a bad girl,
i got busy in the bathroom at my highschool prom.
yeah i used to be a dancer at the local strip club
but now i know my right wing from my wrong.
yeah yeah yeah

i really used to be a bad girl,
i had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend tom.
i know i used to be a real wild child,
but now i am a volvo driving soccer mum.
a volvo driving soccer mum

really used to be a bad girl,
i got busted for possession of my wizard-shaped bong
i used to love to do the things they'd tell me not to do
but now i'm different, now i sing a new song

i really used to be a bad girl,
i got gang-banged in the bathroom at my highschool prom
yes i used to be a real wild child,
but now i am a volvo driving soccer mum

na na na na volvo driving soccer mum na na na na volvo driving soccer mum

wo oh wo oh
where you are the porn stars go,
when the lights go down
i wonder where all the porn stars go
coz when you need one they are never around
i think they moved out to the suburbs
and now they're blonde, bland, middle-class Republican wives
they all have blonde, bland, middle-class Republican children
blonde, bland, middle-class Republican lives

where do all the porn stars go
when the lights go down?
i think i know where all the porn stars go
they all become Volvo-driving soccer mums

Na-na na-na Volvo driving soccer mum na-na na-na na-na na-na
Na-na na-na Volvo driving soccer mum na-na na-na na-na na-na
Na-na na-na Volvo driving soccer mum na-na na-na na-na na-na
Na-na na-na Volvo driving soccer muuuum...