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Stan Writes Santa (Parody)


by Eminem. Buy album CD: Other Songs PIM - THE


Chorus It will soon be Christmas Day
Santas loading up the sleigh
Heíll come slide right down my chimney
To give some gum aní treats
I love silvers bells, and Santaís elves
Itís my favorite holiday
They remind me that itís Christmas time
Itís Christmas timeÖ

Dear Santa.
Howís it going? Yo itís Stan. Whatís up?
I wanted to send you my letter earlier
You know, to beat the Christmas rush.
I know we already spoke when I saw you at the mall
But I thought you might forget
So just bring me what I wrote on this list,
And weíll be all set.
First off, I want a Sony Playstation 2
And a bunch of games, I donít care which ones
Iíll leave that up to you.
I want that Teenage Dirtbag CD by Weathus
Some hilfiger jeans and a new pair of Adidas.
Bring me a TV and a home computer.
A fat leather jacket and a razor scooter
I donít want no books I donít want no socks
I donít want none of that stuff.
I trust you Santa I know youíll hook a brother up.
Hey and listen: after delivering all those gifts
I think youíre ready to party
So instead of cookies and milk
Iíma hook you up with a forty
Well, I know you got a lot to do and a lot to plan
So just beep me if you got any questions.
Yo Iím out. This is Stan.

Chorus

Dear Fat Man.
You didnít bring me nothing I asked you to!
I guess this is all some kind of sick joke to you.
Does messing with me bring you some kind of joy?
I asked you for a Playstation 2
You brang me a gameboy!
And whatís up with this chemistry set that wasnít on the list g.
And what in the world makes you think Iíd want Britney Spears CD?
I think youíve been in the cold to long it must have froze your brain.
I specifically said no socks, I got 14 pairs, are you insane?
And whereís my racer scooter, did you leave that on the shelf?
JeezeLouise Santa. Do I have to do everything myself?
You better bring me my stuff by New Year
Or next year I wonít leave you none of my daddyís beer.
Do we understand each other Santa?
Good, thatís what I thought.
P. S. Tell Mrs. Claus, I think she hot.

Dear Stan.
Donít threaten me you snot-nosed little punk.
Thereís a very good reason I left you all that whacked junk.
I make two lists each year to separate everybody
I got one list for the nice and one list for the naughty.
In February this year you stole some cash from your mother
In March you beat the crap out of your poor little brother.
In April you skipped 3 days of school
And in May you started smoking Ďcause you thought it was cool.
In June you stole a bicycle with no hesitation.
July and August, hmmÖ you where ok.
What, you take a vacation?
September my goodness, you made quite an impression.
Burglary, assault, misdemeanor possession.
So you see you little scumbag, thereís a reason you got this.
You were at the very top on my naughty boys list.
So complain all you want about your lame Christmas gifts.
You got what you deserved.
P.S. Thanks for the Schlitz. *burp*



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  2. Plant Rap
  3. Poop
  4. Popular On The Porch
  5. Pretzel's Freestyle
  6. Psa 2000
  7. Push me (featuring 50 cent & lloyd banks from g-un
  8. R. Kelly Ignition (Remix)
  9. Rabbit In Parking Lot Outside The Chin Tiki (8 Mil
  10. Rabbit Vs Lickety Split (Freestyle From 8 Mile)
  11. Rabbit Vs. Lotto(Freestyle From 8 Mile)
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  13. Rabbit Vs. Papa Doc (Freestyle From 8 Mile)
  14. Radio Freestyle
  15. Rap Game (Eminem's Verse)
  16. Rap Game (Solo Mix)
  17. Rap game (the whole song)
  18. Rap Poets
  19. Rap superstars (ft cypress hill)
  20. Rata De Dos Patas
  21. Real Slim Santa - Parody
  22. Rhymin' wordz freestyle
  23. Rhyming Skills
  24. Ricky Ticky Toc [bonus Track]album: "curtain Call" (2005)(Reviews)
  25. Right Here Next To You
  26. Rikcy ticky toc
  27. Rise And Fall
  28. Rocafella beat
  29. Rockville
  30. Run rabit run
  31. Say My Name
  32. Scary Movie
  33. Shady Records
  34. Shady records mob squad
  35. Shake That(Fet. Nate Dog)
  36. Shit hits the fan
  37. Shrek
  38. Sick freestyle on martyn anderson (fat kid)
  39. Sing For The Moment (Clean)
  40. Sing For The Moment (Dirty)
  41. Sing For The Moment (I Spent Hours Gettin These Ly
  42. Sing for the moment (real)
  43. Slim Shady
  44. Slim Shady (The Best Text)
  45. Smack That
  46. Soldier (Dirty Version)
  47. Soldier (the goat remix 1st verse)
  48. Soldier - Remix (Feat. 50 Cent & G-Unit)
  49. Soldier remix ft (g-unit & antidote)
  50. Soldier [remix 2]
  51. Sometimes
  52. Soundtrack 8 Mile
  53. Square Dance With Me
  54. Stan (clean version)
  55. Stan De Eminem
  56. Stan feay dido
  57. Stan Writes Santa (Parody)
  58. Stan [radio Edit]
  59. Stephanie
  60. Steve Berman (Not In Marshal Mathers Lp)
  61. Steve Berman (Skit The Eminem Show)
  62. Still Don't Give A F**K
  63. Stimulate (8 Mile)
  64. Stimulate (Soundtrack 8 Mile)
  65. Stir Crazy (Feat. Madd Rapper)
  66. Straight up freestyle
  67. Street Cred
  68. Stupid Rap
  69. Superman (Album Version)
  70. Superman (Dirty Version)
  71. Superman (Edited Version)
  72. Superman (Radio Edit)
  73. Superman (video version)
  74. Superman forever
  75. Surrounded By Hoes
  76. Suteki Da Ne
  77. Suteki Da Ne (Translation)
  78. Sweet Home Alabama (8 Mile Movie Version)
  79. Sweet home alabama (8 mile)
  80. Sweet Home Alabama Freesstyle Rap
  81. Sweet Home Alabama Freestyle
  82. Sweet Home Alabame Freestyle
  83. T'Hof Van Commerce
  84. Take It Or Leave It
  85. That's All She Wrote
  86. The Art Of Rap Freestyle
  87. The Battle In The Lunch Line
  88. The Battle Song
  89. The Conspiracy
  90. The Conspiracy (Dirty)
  91. The Cripple Convention [8 Mile The Movie]
  92. The Cypher
  93. The gay i am (way i am skit)
  94. The Kids(Explicit)
  95. The Moment
  96. The Night Before Christmas
  97. The Original
  98. The real slim shady please stand up
  99. The Real You
  100. The Realest (remix) (feat. 50 Cent & The Notorious B.I.G.)

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