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Christmas Stan (Parody)


by Eminem. Buy album CD: Other Songs BIT - FIN


(A lump of coal I'm Wondering why,
I got out of bed at all.
I can't believe it's Christmas morning,
And there's no gift at all.
I thought that this was supposed to be,
A day to deck the halls.
But he forgot again,
And I'm so mad, I'm so mad.)

Chorus
A lump of coal I'm Wondering why,
I got out of bed at all.
I can't believe it's Christmas morning,
and there's no gift at all.
I thought that this was supposed to be,
A day to deck the halls.
But he forgot again,
and I'm so mad, I'm so mad.

Dear Santa,
I wrote but you ainít' brought me nuthin',
I sent you a whole gift list,
But I still hadn't got none.
I sent to letters back in autumn,
You must not have got em'.
There probably was a problem with the elf's up there or sumthin'.
Maybe them midgets didnít know that Christmas was coming.
But anyway, fuck it,
Whatís been up man how's your reindeer?
I put cookies on the roof for them to eat when they get here.
You missed my house this time,
That's OK, maybe next year.
Wake my ass up then and we'll have a light beer.
On my list was some things that I want you to bring me.
When you get a chance, please drop em' all down my chimney.
What I asked you for was playstation from Sony,
And Play-dough, and Lego's, and skates and a pony.
That's all I want, and this year I been good.
So please, fill up that sack and swing by my hood,
If you could, Truly yours, youíre biggest fan,
This is Stan.

Chorus

Dear Santa,
I can't believe that you forgot me again.
Ain't shit sittin' underneath the tree in my den.
You didn't bring Play-dough or Legoís or Sony.
How am I supposed to get to school with no skates or a pony?
I saw you at the mall, singin' about with your choir,
When my friend called you fake, yo I called him a liar.
Now I'd like to grab your neck and set your beard on fire.
You know that song about the grandma who got run over, by the reindeer,
Who came down and landed right on her.
She got crushed on Christmas eve, now me and grandpa we believe.
That's kind' like this is, you coulda' made me believe too.
Now its too late, I'm about to convert to a Jew.
And all I wanted was a lousy gift under the tree.
But now I'm fucked up, cuz' you forgot me.
I love you Santa, we coulda' been together, think about it.
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it.
And when you dream, (Stanley) Mom I'll be down in a minute.
I hope you dream about elfís kicking you in the nuts,
And Frosty the snowman icing you up the but.
(Stanley!) Ok ma'. Santa I'll explain this real simple.
I'm going to see the rabbi, heís waitin' down at the temple.
Even circumcision can't be much worse that what I been through.
So next year at this time, send a filter fish.
Happy Hanukah Saint Dick,
Cuz' Stan's turning Jewish.

Chorus

Ho ho ho, Dear Stan,
I meant to write you sooner, but this year I been busy.
Santa Claus feel real bad he didn't come down your chimney.
Dangit all too, cuz you ain't been naughty, you been nice.
Guess Santa Claus checked his list once, but forgot to do twice.
Oh well, that's the way things go at the North Pole.
Sometimes hard to remember, Santa Claus gettin' old.
But whatís this here about you becomin a Jew?
And cuttin' on your ding-dong, is that what they do?
Hold up right there, cuz thatís sum crazy ass shit.
Santa Claus don't let nobody chop on his dick.
And what the hell you talkin' about us being together?
That type of thing there, that's for men who wear leather.
That's gay talk right there, that's H-O-M-O.
You sendin' this here letter from San Francisco?
(That's good. San Fran-sisco. That could keep me going right there.)
But anyways, oh what the hell, ohh yeah.
Don't be so gay, and about turnin' Jewish,
Call my lawyer say "Orvet".
Hang on in one more year, you got a gift comin'.
Santa Claus gonna' bring you a nice, blonde white woman.
And if Stan ain't to good, she'll look like Kate Hudson.
And that Kate Hudson, put her right up on lap,
And make all kind' sex, on his trouser shorts.(Mmm,Hmm)
Alright then I gotta go whippin' back on elf.
Marry Christmas Stan,
And donít play with yourself. Ho ho ho.



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  9. Brads Freestyle
  10. Broken Down
  11. Bud Up Yo
  12. Bully ( benzino diss)
  13. Bully (full)
  14. Bully (ja diss)
  15. Bully (unreleased)
  16. Bully ft. j-live
  17. Bully full and correct
  18. Bully proper
  19. Bunny Rabbit Freestyle
  20. Bus A Rhyme (Feat. Missy Elliot)
  21. Business (Dirty)
  22. Busted You Said No (Crash & Burn)
  23. C-Bitch Has Fallen For Dopey-D
  24. Can-a-bitch
  25. Carnage
  26. Caught In The Middle
  27. Celebrity
  28. Change It All Back Feat T.U.T
  29. Cheddar Bob Freestyle
  30. Cheese
  31. Chemical Warfare
  32. Chevy's Life
  33. Christine Twistine (Feat. Dopey-D & Leonie)
  34. Christmas Stan (Parody)
  35. Classic Shit
  36. Cleanen' Out My Closet
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  38. Cleaning Out My Closet... ( I'm Sorry Mama )
  39. Clown (Mariah Carey Eminem Diss On "Charmbracelet"
  40. Cocaine
  41. Comin' out my closet (parody)
  42. Crackers 'N Cheese
  43. Criminal (Who U Thought I Was)
  44. Crush
  45. Cruz
  46. Curtains Up / Evil Deeds
  47. Daddy Don't Go
  48. Dads Gone Crazy
  49. Damb Hommie
  50. Dance Nation - Words
  51. Dans La Peau D'Un Dealer
  52. Dare To Dream
  53. Daria Theme Song
  54. Dead Wrong (Remix)
  55. Dear Marshall-Eminem's Mom
  56. Detroit Grammar
  57. Detroit Grammer
  58. Dig It (Disney Version)
  59. Dig It (Disney)
  60. Dig It (This Is The Right One Off Thecd)
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  62. Diss (ludacris)
  63. Diss Me
  64. Do You Have Scissors?
  65. Doa Rai Me
  66. Doe ray me (feat d12 & obie trice
  67. Doe ray me (feat. obie trice and jc blade)
  68. Doe re me
  69. Don't Mess With My Man
  70. Don't push me
  71. Dosie So
  72. Drama Setter
  73. Dream On
  74. Dream on (aerosmith semi-cover)
  75. Drips Feat Obie Trice
  76. Drugs Are Bad
  77. Drugs Gotta Hold Of Me
  78. Ds & Cb (Leonie Feat. Dopey-D)
  79. Dumb Shit
  80. Dun You Love Me Coon? (Feat. Dr Dre)
  81. Eight Mile Road
  82. El Rasismo
  83. Em Calls Paul
  84. Eminem & 2pac Freestyle
  85. Eminem - Rabbit Vs. Poppa Doc End Battle From 8 Mi
  86. Eminem - Without Me (Dirty)
  87. Eminem disses pappa doc
  88. Eminem dissin papa doc
  89. Eminem exclusive freestyle
  90. Eminem Feat. J-Black, Masta Ase
  91. Eminem Vs Lotto(Freestyle Version)
  92. Eminem Vs. Lotto
  93. Eminem- Lotto Vs. Rabbit (8-Mile Freestyle)
  94. Eminem-Rabbit Vs. Papa Doc (Freestyle From 8 Mile)
  95. Escape
  96. Eyeing
  97. Failed Destiny
  98. Fat Joe
  99. Final Battle Rabbit Vs Pappa Doc
  100. Final Thought

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