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Worlds Best Kisser

by Doug Anthony All Stars. Buy album CD: Other Songs B - W

I'm wet and I'm moist,
So come on let's rejoice,
In the birds, the bees, the fillies and the colts,
And the fact that we are all young adults.

And lie back on your couch,
After this there'll be no doubt.
I don't care if you're a Miss or a Missus,
You done been squelched by the World's best kissers.

Ho, ho, sit up straight and pout,
I'll suck your face until I pull your molars out.
A tongue so grand you'll call me more than friend,
One kiss from this and you'll never brush your teeth again.
(And you know it's true, mate!)

Well go back to your husband now,
Tell him you done broke your vow.
Stand proud and say "Hey Mister,
I've just been kissed by the World's best kisser".

Ho, ho, sit up straight and pout,
I'll suck your face until I pull your wisdoms out.
A tongue so long it really grows and grows,
Put it in your mouth and it'll clean out your nose.

I've only kissed one girl before,
My Grandma on the kitchen floor.
She dribbled and grinned and said "Hey Kid,
You taught me things your Grandpa never did".

She added there'd be hell to pay,
If Ma found out we'd gone astray.
So hurry Paul, go and get some sleep,
You've finally got a skill to teach the sheep.

Hey, hey, calm down and pucker up,
These lips are strong enough to stop a truck.
A tongue so long it really packs a punch,
One kiss from this and I'll know what you had for lunch.
One kiss from this,
And I'll know what you had for lunch

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Album: Other Songs B - W Lyrics
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  1. Bless me father
  2. Body Science
  3. Bottle
  4. Breathers
  5. Cadillac Of Jesus
  6. Carnal Carnival
  7. Catholic Girls On LSD
  8. Chant
  9. Cosmic cowboys
  10. Doing Drugs
  11. Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood
  12. Drugs
  13. Fourteen Pints Of Beer And A Kebab
  14. Friends
  15. Funk You
  16. Gilbert and Sullivan 1
  17. Gilbert and Sullivan 2
  18. Go to church
  19. Good Christian Man
  20. Hard To Be A Woman
  21. I F*** Dogs
  22. I fuck dogs
  23. I Heard It Through the Grapevine
  24. If Youre Happy 2
  25. Its a Broad Lic Nic
  26. Jason & Kylie
  27. Joan Of Arc
  28. Kiss Me You Fool
  29. Kylie & Jason
  30. Maria
  31. Mexican Hitler
  32. Mommy Dearest
  33. Moral Dilemmas
  34. Mummy Dearest
  35. Oprah
  36. Oprah Winfrey
  37. Sailors Arms
  38. Skinhead Skippy
  39. Skinhead Sooty
  40. The Sun
  41. Throw Your Arms Around Me
  42. Warsong
  43. When I Get Famous
  44. Wimmin
  45. Worlds Best Kisser


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