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Mummy Dearest


by Doug Anthony All Stars. Buy album CD: Other Songs B - W


Hi Ma, I've come back home
'Cause I don't like this world we live in
For all my faults and failures
Please tell me I'm forgiven
I want my old womb back
My cosy cubby-hole
I want to be your child again
Before I get too old

Mummy dearest, mother mine
It's me, your baby boy
I know what's lacking in your life:
That old maternal joy
So lets boil up some water
No need to get a nurse
It'll be just like the virgin birth
But only in reverse

Mummy dearest, mother mine
It's me, your only son
Freud would have a field day
Trying to understand this one
Let's have a natural re-entry
Most doctors say it's easier
But I've brought a butchers knife
Just in case you want a Caesar
It's not some old wive's tale
Or some unfortunate wisecrack
But you could use some extra weight
And I need to take a nine month nap
And I've been good, I've been good
Now I deserve a small reward
Don't want my birthday suit
I want to wear my umbilical cords
(You know, the ones with the jumbo flare with the spot of blood around the cuff)

Mummy dearest, mother mine
Look what the stork brought back
I don't want no damp bunk bed
I want my foetal sack
I was a sad lonely child
I wish that you'd had twins
And if you can spare the room, Ma
I'd like to bring some friends

Mummy dearest, mother mine
It's me your pookie bear
I don't want to hurt you
Or soil your underwear
'Cause you're my guru, my ma
My host, my home, my mentor
We could have a three course meal
If we boil up the old placenta
(Finger lickin' good, Ma)




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Album: Other Songs B - W Lyrics
cd Buy "Other Songs B - W" CD
  1. Bless me father
  2. Body Science
  3. Bottle
  4. Breathers
  5. Cadillac Of Jesus
  6. Carnal Carnival
  7. Catholic Girls On LSD
  8. Chant
  9. Cosmic cowboys
  10. Doing Drugs
  11. Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood
  12. Drugs
  13. Fourteen Pints Of Beer And A Kebab
  14. Friends
  15. Funk You
  16. Gilbert and Sullivan 1
  17. Gilbert and Sullivan 2
  18. Go to church
  19. Good Christian Man
  20. Hard To Be A Woman
  21. I F*** Dogs
  22. I fuck dogs
  23. I Heard It Through the Grapevine
  24. If Youre Happy 2
  25. Its a Broad Lic Nic
  26. Jason & Kylie
  27. Joan Of Arc
  28. Kiss Me You Fool
  29. Kylie & Jason
  30. Maria
  31. Mexican Hitler
  32. Mommy Dearest
  33. Moral Dilemmas
  34. Mummy Dearest
  35. Oprah
  36. Oprah Winfrey
  37. Sailors Arms
  38. Skinhead Skippy
  39. Skinhead Sooty
  40. The Sun
  41. Throw Your Arms Around Me
  42. Warsong
  43. When I Get Famous
  44. Wimmin
  45. Worlds Best Kisser

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