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Kylie & Jason

by Doug Anthony All Stars. Buy album CD: Other Songs B - W

I won a big prize in a magazine
A night in Ramsay Street with what's-his-name and Charlene
I sat there eagerly with my private invitation
My thoughts were filled with bizarre initiations
This couple oh-so-sweet, naive and innocent
Their ideas of fornication makes Lady Di look bent

Thought they'd be hip to smack, maybe enjoy a whack
But they were real nice kids so I tried a different tack
I pumped up their hearts with love and mind expanding drugs
And made a proposition with a rubber glove
I thought they'd need convincing
Then Kylie started mincing
And Jason was expanding
When I said I'd ride 'em tandem.
Jason and Kylie menage a trois me
Let's get together and we'll practice making babies
Jason can play Ken, Kylie plays Barbie
And when I start playing Rin Tin Tin
They'll both learn how to doggie. (Ruff ruff ruff! )
And they called it puppy love

I'll be Mrs Mangle with a revolutionary French blender
Kylie can be the Bastille and then Jason can defend her
And poor old Daphne in a car crash died
Now maggots eat her corpse from the inside
They're just as good in bed as on the TV screen
Young intellectuals will know what I mean

Kylie and Jason, let's play Freemasons
I'll chase you 'round the house while you wear silly aprons
I'll be the wife who doesn't understand
It's not the clothes that make the man it's the handshake
1-2, 1-2-3, 1-2-3-4, hey, hey!
Jason and Kylie, et tu brute
They're just like free range eggs, they're a damn good lay
We made real fine threesome, each one of us inside us
And when you root like that, nothing can divide us!
1-2, 1-2-3, Jason and Kylie for me!

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Album: Other Songs B - W Lyrics
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  1. Bless me father
  2. Body Science
  3. Bottle
  4. Breathers
  5. Cadillac Of Jesus
  6. Carnal Carnival
  7. Catholic Girls On LSD
  8. Chant
  9. Cosmic cowboys
  10. Doing Drugs
  11. Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood
  12. Drugs
  13. Fourteen Pints Of Beer And A Kebab
  14. Friends
  15. Funk You
  16. Gilbert and Sullivan 1
  17. Gilbert and Sullivan 2
  18. Go to church
  19. Good Christian Man
  20. Hard To Be A Woman
  21. I F*** Dogs
  22. I fuck dogs
  23. I Heard It Through the Grapevine
  24. If Youre Happy 2
  25. Its a Broad Lic Nic
  26. Jason & Kylie
  27. Joan Of Arc
  28. Kiss Me You Fool
  29. Kylie & Jason
  30. Maria
  31. Mexican Hitler
  32. Mommy Dearest
  33. Moral Dilemmas
  34. Mummy Dearest
  35. Oprah
  36. Oprah Winfrey
  37. Sailors Arms
  38. Skinhead Skippy
  39. Skinhead Sooty
  40. The Sun
  41. Throw Your Arms Around Me
  42. Warsong
  43. When I Get Famous
  44. Wimmin
  45. Worlds Best Kisser


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