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Funk You


by Doug Anthony All Stars. Buy album CD: Other Songs B - W


I don't know much about ART but I can tell you this
Duchamps's Urinal is a piece of piss
Van Gogh cut off his ear to spite his face (So What)
Me, I've got a message for the whole human race
I want to be a phallic symbol like the Tower of Pisa
And wipe the smile off smile off the face of that bitch, the Mona Lisa
I'll date Botticelli's Venus, just to tease her
But unless you're hung like a Jackson Pollock
You couldn't please her!
Funk you and funk your mother
Funk your sister, funk your auntie
And funk your little brother
When you've learnt how to funk one another
Don't leave that groovy thing on the shelf
Go home to the one you love and
Funk yourself
As Gallileo said, "And yet it moves"
While Oppenheimer splits the atom
And Newton finds the groove
But me, I agree with Einstein
Who put it so much simpler
I want it to end as it began
With one BIG BANG, not a whimper!
Funk you, funk quantum physics
When you've proved their theory's wrong
You can go and funk the cynics
Take a proton pill as you butt-funk the critics
You're E=MC squared (That's your life)
Well funk your buddy and
Funk your wife
Sexual psychology fasinates me more than art or science
I've attempted intercourse with every household appliance
A girl came to my clinic, I guess you'd call her a client
She wouldn'y shake my hand which I found so defiant
I said, "My Psychoanalyst is gonna love you
'Cause you look just like my sister"
She said "But I've got no arms
And armless girls cannot play twister"
She tried to take my pants off with her teeth
But her stiff upper lip got caught in the metal zip
Funk you and funk your mother
Funk your sister, funk your auntie
And funk your little brother
When you've learnt how to funk one another
Don't leave that groovy thing on the shelf
Go home to the one you love and
Home to the one you love and
Home to the one you love and
Funk yourself



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Album: Other Songs B - W Lyrics
cd Buy "Other Songs B - W" CD
  1. Bless me father
  2. Body Science
  3. Bottle
  4. Breathers
  5. Cadillac Of Jesus
  6. Carnal Carnival
  7. Catholic Girls On LSD
  8. Chant
  9. Cosmic cowboys
  10. Doing Drugs
  11. Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood
  12. Drugs
  13. Fourteen Pints Of Beer And A Kebab
  14. Friends
  15. Funk You
  16. Gilbert and Sullivan 1
  17. Gilbert and Sullivan 2
  18. Go to church
  19. Good Christian Man
  20. Hard To Be A Woman
  21. I F*** Dogs
  22. I fuck dogs
  23. I Heard It Through the Grapevine
  24. If Youre Happy 2
  25. Its a Broad Lic Nic
  26. Jason & Kylie
  27. Joan Of Arc
  28. Kiss Me You Fool
  29. Kylie & Jason
  30. Maria
  31. Mexican Hitler
  32. Mommy Dearest
  33. Moral Dilemmas
  34. Mummy Dearest
  35. Oprah
  36. Oprah Winfrey
  37. Sailors Arms
  38. Skinhead Skippy
  39. Skinhead Sooty
  40. The Sun
  41. Throw Your Arms Around Me
  42. Warsong
  43. When I Get Famous
  44. Wimmin
  45. Worlds Best Kisser

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