The tattooed dentist in the sky
Oh, there's a tattooed dentist in Ft. Collins City
His lies are bigger even than my titty.
He drives his patients into a rage,
When he claims to be "New Age."
He drills and drills and then he drills
But never never does he thrill
He's really a boring old little pill
And he just doesn't have no skills!
He smiles so much his drool gets slobby
But he just calls himself D-Bobby.
You will really have to snore,
When your D-bobby is D-Bobby4.