The Fez (Live Version)

The Fez (Live Version) Lyrics

Hello, Colin; it's the fez!

Who has angered the volcano god? (x4)
You have angered the volcano god!

Bring me the head of Michael J. Fox!
Ha ha ha ha!

Chonga the goat-boy's in the village again (x2)
He's frightening the women and he's raping the men because
Chonga the goat-boy's in the village again!

Aw, you kids won't find a burrow owl up in a tree, that wily rascal lives in the ground.
Ha ha ha ha!

Give me six dollars and sixty six cents worth of unleaded, and make it snappy! I'm driving my granddaughter to the abortion clinic.
Ha ha ha ha!

Let's play a game that I call kitchen in the dark
You play it in the parlor, and not in the park
I walked in the room and I served a lot of fruit
But when it was all over
You'll know it was all bad!
Let's play a game that I call little Jack Horner
Show those hams
Sit in the corner
Knock all round, put my fingers in a pie
And when I pull them out you'll know the reason why!

There' a time to be willing
And a time to be able
But ripping off the Butthole Surfers puts food on our table
Ha ha ha ha!

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