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Pizza In My Shorts


by Da Yoopers. Buy album CD: Other Songs B - W


1. YOU USED TO TAKE MY PARKING IN YOUR RUSTY CHEVROLET
WED GO OUT TO THE PALMER DUMP AND WATCH THE BEARS AT PLAY
NOW THE HONEYMOON IS OVER YOU don't TAKE ME ANYPLACE
YOU JUST LAY THERE ON THE SOFA POURING BEER INTO YOUR FACE
2. YOU USED TO GO OUT JOGGING AND YOU WORKED OUT REAL HARD
YOU LOOKED JUST LIKE JANE FONDA IN YOUR HOT PINK LEOTARDS
NOW YOU LOOK JUST LIKE GODZILLA WITH YOUR 52 INCH HIPS
AND THE HAIR KEEPS GETTING THICKER UPON YOUR UPPER LIP
CHORUS:
WERE THE ROTUND FAMILY WE NEVER GET ALONG
WE LOVE TO DRIVE EACH OTHER NUTS AND ARGUE ALL DAY LONG
BUT WHEN WE ORDER PIZZA that's ONE TIME WE ALL AGREE
CAUSE NO ONE LOVES THAT PIZZA LIKE THE ROTUND FAMILY
PEPPERONI CAPICOLLI MOUNDS OF MUSHROOMS TOO
MOZZARELLA MORTADELLA BABY SWISS AND BLEU
ANCHOVIES AND OLIVES AND LOTS OF CUDIGHI
That's THE PERFECT PIZZA FOR THE ROTUND FAMILY
3. THOSE TWO BRAIN DEAD KIDS OF YOURS THEY BOTH TAKE AFTER YOU
THEY SIT LIKE STUMPS AND WATCH TV AND EAT TILL THEY TURN BLUE
ITS TWO DAYS AFTER PAYDAY AND THEY ATE UP ALL MY PAY
AND I haven't SEEN THE DOG OR CAT SINCE LUNCHTIME YESTERDAY
4. it's YOU THAT THEY TAKE AFTER YOU NO GOOD LAZY BUM
YOU ALL SHOW UP LIKE CALLOUSES WHEN ALL THE WORK IS DONE
IF I EVER WANNA GET SOME HELP AROUND THE HOUSE
ILL HAVE TO TAKE SOME DYNAMITE AND BLOW YOU OFF THE COUCH




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Album: Other Songs B - W Lyrics
cd Buy "Other Songs B - W" CD
  1. Beer Gut
  2. Bingo Fever
  3. Chicquito War
  4. Christmastime At My House
  5. Cow Pie Song
  6. Da Couch Dat Burps
  7. Diarrhea
  8. Fishin Wit Fred
  9. Free Beer
  10. Gimmie Another Beer (Kegger Rock)
  11. Grandpa Got Run Over By A Beer Truck
  12. Happy Birthday Fungus Face
  13. Hekki Lunta
  14. I Tink My Beagle's Gay (Zyderock)
  15. Johnny Peckanen
  16. Little Rat Ronette
  17. Meathead
  18. My Car Won't Go
  19. Nightmare In My Bathroom
  20. Pizza In My Shorts
  21. Rusty Chevrolet
  22. Ruthie Rollover
  23. Second Week Of Deer Camp
  24. Smelting U.S.A.
  25. Super Dooper Yooper Love Machine
  26. Three Months Late
  27. Two Bagger
  28. We're Still Rockin (Garage Rock)
  29. Why Do Girls Think I'm Scary

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