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Da Couch Dat Burps


by Da Yoopers. Buy album CD: Other Songs B - W


1. I can't FORGET THE NIGHT WE MET
YOU WERE SUCH A HUNK
YOU TOOK ME TO YOUR UNCLE'S CAMP
AND WE GOT REALLY DRUNK
I ASKED YOU FOR SOME FOREPLAY
YOU WENT AND GOT THE CARDS
YOU SAID LETS PLAY 15-2
THAT FOREPLAY SOUNDS TOO HARD
2. I DRAGGED YOU TO THE SAUNA
I TRIED TO PRIME YOUR PUMP
YOU PASSED OUT UPON THE BENCH
AND LAID THERE LIKE A STUMP
I BEAT YOU WITH SOME CEDAR BOUGHS
I TRIED TO GET YOU HOT
YOU GOT ALL EXCITED
AND WENT OFF LIKE A SHOT
CHORUS:
I'M MARRIED TO A COUCH DAT BURPS
AND TALKS TO THE TV
THE LAST TIME YOU TOOK ME OUT
WAS 1963
SHOULDA LISTENED TO MY MA
AND MARRIED SOME OLD FART
ONE WITH LOTS OF MONEY
AND TROUBLE WITH HIS HEART
3. I WENT TO DR. TOBIN
CAUSE I WAS GAINING WEIGHT
HE SAID I SHOULD HAVE CROSSED MY LEGS
CAUSE I WAS THREE MONTHS LATE
IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN THOSE MAKI BOYS
FROM DOWN IN ISHPEMING
THEY DIDN'T TAKE NO CHANCES
THEY USED THOSE RUBBER THINGS
4. YOU WENT DOWN TO GREEN BAY
WITH YOUR BUDDY BOB
ALL YOU DID WAS GUZZLE BEER
AND DIDN'T FIND A JOB
I COULDN'T WAIT TILL YOU GOT HOME
YOU HAD TO MARRY ME
NOW I'M MARRIED TO A COUCH DAT BURPS
AND TALKS TO THE TV
(REPEAT CHORUS)




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Album: Other Songs B - W Lyrics
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  1. Beer Gut
  2. Bingo Fever
  3. Chicquito War
  4. Christmastime At My House
  5. Cow Pie Song
  6. Da Couch Dat Burps
  7. Diarrhea
  8. Fishin Wit Fred
  9. Free Beer
  10. Gimmie Another Beer (Kegger Rock)
  11. Grandpa Got Run Over By A Beer Truck
  12. Happy Birthday Fungus Face
  13. Hekki Lunta
  14. I Tink My Beagle's Gay (Zyderock)
  15. Johnny Peckanen
  16. Little Rat Ronette
  17. Meathead
  18. My Car Won't Go
  19. Nightmare In My Bathroom
  20. Pizza In My Shorts
  21. Rusty Chevrolet
  22. Ruthie Rollover
  23. Second Week Of Deer Camp
  24. Smelting U.S.A.
  25. Super Dooper Yooper Love Machine
  26. Three Months Late
  27. Two Bagger
  28. We're Still Rockin (Garage Rock)
  29. Why Do Girls Think I'm Scary

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