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Beer Gut


by Da Yoopers. Buy album CD: Other Songs B - W


1. MY UNCLE HAD A BEER GUT
THAT WEIGHED TWO HUNDRED POUNDS
HE USED A WHEELBARROW
TO HAUL IT INTO TOWN
THEY TREAT HIM LIKE A KING
WHEN HE WALKS INTO WOODYS BAR
HIS BEER GUT PAYS FOR LIGHTS AND HEAT
AND WOODYS BRAND NEW CAR
2. NUDSIE GOT A BEER GUT
THAT GETS BIGGER EVERY YEAR
SINCE NUDSIE GAVE UP LIFTING WEIGHTS
AND STARTING HOISTING BEERS
HE WAS LYING ON THE BEACH ONE DAY
THE SUN KEPT GETTING HOTTER
SOME SAVE THE WHALE FREAKS CAME
AND DRAGGED HIM BACK INTO THE WATER
CHORUS:
BEER GUTS OF AMERICA
STAND UP IF YOU CAN
STICK OUT YOUR BIG BEER GUT
AND HOIST A COOL ONE IN YOUR HAND
YOUR BEER GUT IS YOUR BUDDY
ITS A FRIEND WHO'S ALWAYS NEAR
AND ALL YOU EVER HAVE TO DO
IS FEED IT LOTS OF BEER
3. MUNGO DRANK A PONY KEG
AT DROOPY AHOS WEDDING
HIS EYES WENT ROLLING ROUND AND ROUND
AND THEN HE STARTED SWEATING
HE TRIPPED ON DUCK AND FUZZ
'CAUSE THEY WERE PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR
HE LANDED ON HIS BEER GUT
AND HE BOUNCED RIGHT OUT THE DOOR
4. I TOOK MY DATE INTO THE SAUNA
AND ON THE BENCH WE SAT
SHE POINTED AND SHE SAID
I NEVER SEEN ONE BIG AS THAT"
SHE HELD IT AND SHE STROKED IT
AND SHE TOLD ME WITH A SMILE
BODY BUILDERS MAKE ME SICK
BUT BEER GUTS DRIVE ME WILD
(REPEAT CHORUS)




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Album: Other Songs B - W Lyrics
cd Buy "Other Songs B - W" CD
  1. Beer Gut
  2. Bingo Fever
  3. Chicquito War
  4. Christmastime At My House
  5. Cow Pie Song
  6. Da Couch Dat Burps
  7. Diarrhea
  8. Fishin Wit Fred
  9. Free Beer
  10. Gimmie Another Beer (Kegger Rock)
  11. Grandpa Got Run Over By A Beer Truck
  12. Happy Birthday Fungus Face
  13. Hekki Lunta
  14. I Tink My Beagle's Gay (Zyderock)
  15. Johnny Peckanen
  16. Little Rat Ronette
  17. Meathead
  18. My Car Won't Go
  19. Nightmare In My Bathroom
  20. Pizza In My Shorts
  21. Rusty Chevrolet
  22. Ruthie Rollover
  23. Second Week Of Deer Camp
  24. Smelting U.S.A.
  25. Super Dooper Yooper Love Machine
  26. Three Months Late
  27. Two Bagger
  28. We're Still Rockin (Garage Rock)
  29. Why Do Girls Think I'm Scary

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