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by David Alan Coe. Buy album CD: Other Songs C - Y


The Vibrator Queen

Well she ordered it from a magazine
I guess for about ten bucks
And it came by special delivery
in a plain brown cardboard box
Well she opened it and inspected it
(Someone in the audience yell's “ How long was it?)
(David answered “ Bout twelve inches long?)
Well she went and dipped it in her Crisco can
And turned that sum-a-bitch on
Well she hummed and a wiggled, squirmed and giggled
Collapsed into utter pleasures

(Chorus)

She's a Vibrator Queen
She's in love with a machine
She swears it's an American dream
AC/DC try it and you'll see
It's guaranteed to make you cream in your jeans

Well she fell in love with what she had bought
A 12 - inch wonder that the mailman had brought
But through her love she could not see,
What a terrible fate there was to be.
Well she found her answer to all of her dreams
In a battery operated sex machine
Man nor beast could take it's place
She was destined to die with a smile on her face



(Chorus)

She's a Vibrator Queen
She's in love with a machine
She swears it's an American dream
AC/DC try it and you'll see
It's guaranteed to make you cream in your jeans

One day while she was in the bath
She decided poorly,
To do her thing in the water
She paid no mind to that caution sign
That old AC current got her
Now people say, for miles around
They can still hear that dildo a hummin
But ‘at's when I realized she cant be dead
Hell! Her ass must still be cummin

(Chorus - twice)

She's a Vibrator Queen
She's in love with a machine
She swears it's an American dream
AC/DC try it and you'll see
It's guaranteed to make you cream in your jeans

She's a Vibrator Queen
She's in love with a machine
She swears it's an American dream
AC/DC try it and you'll see
It's guaranteed to make you cream in your jeans



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Album: Other Songs C - Y Lyrics
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  1. Canteen of water
  2. Cocaine carolina
  3. Daddy was a god fearin' man
  4. David alan coe
  5. Devil went to jamaica
  6. Divers do it deeper
  7. Face to face
  8. Hey gypsy
  9. Human emotions
  10. If that aint country
  11. If this is just a game
  12. Jack daniels if you please
  13. Just in time (to watch love die)
  14. Just to prove my love to you
  15. Loves cheatin line
  16. Loving you comes so natural
  17. Maria is a mystery
  18. Mississippi river queen
  19. Play me a sad song
  20. Please come to boston
  21. Rock and roll holiday
  22. San francisco mabel joy
  23. Suicide
  24. Take this job and shove it too
  25. Three time loser
  26. Tomorrow is another day
  27. Under rache's wings
  28. Whiskey and woman
  29. You can count on me
  30. You'll always live inside of me

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