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 A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z #
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z #


by Counting Crows. Buy album CD: Various 1

Now when I go to bed it's almost time to wake up
Tryin' not to go to jail, tryin' not to cake up
And even when I serve soda it would be cold as fuck
Chillin' in my sock, servin' ice for ten bucks
And you'd be in the house, all warm and shit
And ya ass got the sweater with the fire lit
And whatever ya want you ain't gotta lift a finger
If ya wanna a glass of water hit the maid on the ringer
Got a job for you under this hot ass sun
Tellin' me to hurry up and get some more shit done
I be so tired when I spit all my word slur together
Got so many calluses my hands are like leather
Watchin' MTV in yo big ass chair
Tryin' out slang words while you combin' ya hair
Ya productivity is wack bring that box here fo-sheezy
Go get some coffee punch out before ya leave
Got cho' feet up on the desk noddin' off to sleep
While I lift, push, pull, dig, sweat, and sweep
I could work hard all my life and in the end still suffer
Cause the world is controlled by you lazy motherfuckers

Lazy motherfucker, lazy mother-fucker
You's a lazy motherfucker, lazy mother-fucker

Now you don't wash ya ass, you got a personal bather
If you roll out of bed it's like you doin' a favor
You was born into paper and that behavior
For a midnight snack, you have the bedroom catered
You ain't never learned to drive or tie ya shoe
I got my ear to the street and my eye on you
You got a secretary to write down your thoughts
On how to make us work hard and fatten up your vaults
TV say if ya poor, you must be slow and shiftless
But you pay em' to say that so we don't want it different
Got a cook and a girl to bring the tray for you
You're hearin' this cause somebody pushed play for you
My head is poundin' now and my hands are shakin'
To keep my eyelids open takes concentration
I don't get no rest it's just a stay alive hustle
Making you stay rich without you moving a muscle
You think of people as your tool
So when your dick salute
You have a butler get the phone and call a prostitute
And say your sex drive's stronger than the engine of a trucker
But she'll have to be on top cause you a lazy motherfucker


A hundred person house there just to sanitize
You know you don't give a fuck but they all despise you
Millions over millions makin' shit for you to sell
But police on alert just in case we rebel
But it's gon' happen captain, hope ya know that's why I'm rappin'
Want the toasters start tappin' hands and gases start clappin'
Cause this whole system's waitin' for you to kick it in Paris
Or roll through Hong Kong in a rich all carriage
So when you spend a dollat that's ten seconds of my time
And when ya spend a billion that's my life and that's a crime
Cause to me life is hard like a track that I'm reppin' on
Callin' for the freedom of the backs that you steppin' on
Later for the pull up ya boot strap fastened
Hard work got me to the chiropractor
But we can work hard to take back the bread and butter
Cause all these multi-millionaires is lazy motherfuckers

[Chorus repeated to end]

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Album: Various 1 Lyrics
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  1. 20,000 Gun Salute
  2. 5 Million Ways To Kill A C.E.O.
  3. Alone
  4. Ass-Breath Killers
  5. Bass Strings
  6. Big Yellow Taxi
  7. Breathing Apparatus
  8. Bullets And Love
  9. Busterismology
  10. Cars & Shoes
  11. Chance
  12. Dig It!
  13. Drug Warz
  14. Everything
  15. Fat Cats, Bigga Fish
  16. Fields Of Fire
  17. Fish Cheer
  18. Fixation
  19. Fo Da Money
  20. Foul Play
  21. Fuck A Perm
  22. Fuck A Perm (Extended Version)
  23. Funk
  24. Funk (Remix)
  25. Fyling High
  26. Get Up
  27. Ghetto Manifesto
  28. Gunsmoke
  29. Hard Concrete
  30. Head (Of State)
  31. Heven Tonite
  32. Hip 2 Tha Skeme
  33. Hold The Heart
  34. I Ain't The Nigga
  35. I Feel Like I'm Fixin To Die
  36. I Know You
  37. I Love Boosters!
  38. In A Big Country
  39. Interrogation
  40. Intro
  41. Intro (G-Nut Talks Shit From The Gut)
  42. Just A Shadow
  43. Kill My Landlord
  44. Last Blunt
  45. Lazymuthafucka
  46. Look Away
  47. Me & Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last...
  48. Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night
  49. Not So Sweet Martha Lorraine
  50. Not Yet Free
  51. Nowalaters
  52. Pimps
  53. Pimps (Free Stylin At The Fortune 500 Club)
  54. Pink Marshmallow Moon
  55. Piss On Your Grave
  56. Pork And Beef
  57. Repo Man
  58. Ride The Fence
  59. Santa Rita Weekend
  60. She Talks To Angels
  61. Sneakin' In
  62. Streets Of Oakland
  63. Superbird
  64. Takin These
  65. The Coup
  66. The Liberation Of Lonzo Williams
  67. The Name Game
  68. The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down (Live)
  69. The Repo Man Sings For You
  70. The Seer
  71. The Shipment
  72. This One's A Girl
  73. Thought About It 2
  74. Tight
  75. U. C. P. A. S.
  76. Underdog
  77. Vietnam Song (Live From Woodstock)
  78. We Are The Ones
  79. Wear Clean Draws


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