A Great Day To Be A Guy

A Great Day To Be A Guy Lyrics

Tune: It's A Great Day To Be Alive

i got my socks drying in the microwave
hair on my back i dont plan to shave
i got the house to myself while the wifes away
i'll be rockin all night

yeah i think i'll drink me an ice cold brew
lounge in my boxers like i used to do
there will be no Ally McBeall on the tube
no i'll be watching the fight

well it's a great day to be a guy
playin cards with my buddies until sunrise
you know i never thought that my neighbor would be sunbaying
top less lord she sure looks good

I caught a 10 pound bass out on the lake
played 18 holes with my best friend jake
best balls i hit was when i stepped on a rake (OHH)
well it wasn't to bright
now i looked in the fridge what did i see
last night's pizza staring back at me
pepperoni and ancovies what a beautiful sight

well it's a great day to be a guy
butt necked in my lawn chair swattin at flies
got some hotdogs on the charcoal grill
don't wanna burn my weiners but i probably will
that fried bologna...... and cheese macaroni
tasted good this afternoon
but now i'm passin some serious gas n
i might have to leave the room
P-E-E-U-U!

Well i might go get me a new hair-do
spend a couple hours at the tanning booth
might even get me a gold front tooth
O aww yeah!

and it's a great day to be a guy
but when my wife gets home she's gonna tan my hide
i'll be hung over but a lookin good
a week of reliving my batchelor hood

it's a great day to be a guy
but another week of this and i'll probably die
i tend to party harder than i should
when my wives not here to make me be good

.............Yah hoo