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I'm my own grandpa Lyricsby Buck Owens Buy album CD: Other Songs G - WHE Many, many years ago When I was twenty three, I was married to a widow Who was pretty as can be. This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, And soon they too were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law And really changed my life. Now, my daughter was my mother, 'Courrse she was my father's wife. To complicate the matter, Even though it brought me joy, I soon became the father Of a bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became A brother-in-law to dad. And so became my uncle, Though it made me very sad. For if, if he was my uncle, Then that also made him brother Of the widow's grown-up daughter Who, of course, my step-mother. Father's wife then had a son, Who kept them on the run. And he became my grandchild, For he was my daughter's son. My wife is now my mother's mother And it makes me blue. Because, although she is my wife, She's my grandmother too. Now, If my wife is my grandmother, Then I'm her grandchild. And every time I think of it, It nearly drives me wild. 'Cause now I have become The strangest case you ever saw. As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa Oh, I'm my own grandpa (haha) I'm my own grandpa (whew) It not funny I know But it really is so Yeah, I'm my own grandpa Listen to this now I'm my own grandpa Would you believe that (haha) I'm my own grandpa Talk about incest It sounds funny I know But it really is so I'm my own grandpa...
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