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When You Wasn't Famous Lyrics

When You Wasn't Famous by Bromheads Jacket  

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When You Wasn't Famous Cos this ain't a topic I'm particularly well versed
On girls going loopy in the front row showing you a thong
Cos for some reason I don't seem to grab much attention,
The other two get more offers than I'd care to mention
But, a girl did show me her boobs in Frog once
But she had the beer goggles on she didn't know what I was
Perhaps in time this totty will endeavour
Or maybe they'll never get past my face like chamois leather.

When you are famous boy, it gets really easy to get girls
It's all so easy that you get spoilt
But if you try to pull a bird, who is also famous too
Then it's just like when you wasn't famous
The closest I've been to pulling a celeb yet
A dream I had when I was 12, I shagged Alannis Morrisette
But seriously though don't even bother to rip it
If I had the chance again I probably wouldn't have gone through with it
Once I did bump into Natalie Imbruglia
She weren't really doing it for me, I didn't like her new hair
So all I'm saying is I have no set of expertise
You're probably listening to your CD thinking who the fuck is this?

When you get famous boy, it really easy to get girls
It's all so easy that you get spoilt
But if you try to pull a bird, who is also famous too
Then it's just like when you wasn't famous

Dede dededede dededede dededededededoo

Am I the only one who thinks this is out of control?
People getting famous and for sweet f-all
Whatever happened to talent, serving the community
Like Elton John or Sir Paul McCartney?
Cos nowadays, everybody wants to be
A someone much rather than a nobody
If I'm entirely honest it's the quiet life for me
I'm quite happy to still be flipping burgers in Fleet service Maccy D's


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