Breaking news regarding a horrific tragedy with our nation's
space program. Apparently there has been a malfunction of
unknown origin aboard the USS Gloria, the manned
spacecraft currently in orbit around the Saturn moon Titan.
Preliminary reports are saying that the spacecraft began
venting gasses into space that propelled it into the dark side
of Titan. The crew is now out of radio contact, and officials at
the Johnson Space Center in Houston, Texas, believe that the
possibilities of the crew surviving a landing on the moon to be
very very slim. Right now they are hoping that the crafthas
somehow remained in a stagnant position in the eclipsed orbit
of Titan, which would allow for their survival until a rescue
effort could be executed. Presently there is no way for us to
know whether they are alive or dead. Our hopes and prayers
go out with you all. Godspeed.