I'm a feminine Eminem, a Slim Shady lady. But nice 'cause I texted "haiti". 90 lady cops on a road, and I'm arrested for doin' 80. Like Hamlet, I'm about words, words words. Divide a whole into thirds, thirds, thirds. I'm a gay sea otter, I blow other dudes outta' the water. I'm the man muffin, divin' muffin, cold and fly like an artic puffin, puffin' wacky tobaccaty.