Where Does the Wayward Footwear Go

Where Does the Wayward Footwear Go Lyrics

Didn't you ever wonder how you always make a blunder
When you're countin' all your socks
into the washing machine?
And when the dryer finishes dryin'
And you're cryin' cause you got a bunch
of old maid socks--
It's a bad scene
Where does the wayward footwear go?
To the bottom of the ocean?
Or to China?
Or to Cuba?
Or Aruba?
And when the dryer finishes dryin'
And you're cryin' cause you got a bunch
of old maid socks--
It's a bad scene