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Read It In The Tabloids


by Bob Rivers. Buy album CD: Vol. 2-Best Of Twisted Tunes


I bet you're wondering how I knew
That Prince Charles and Lady Di were through.
Was waiting in line at the grocery store.
Took a peek at the dirt about Demi Moore.
And it took me by surprise I must say
When I found out the Pope was gay.

I read it in the tabloids.
Elvis Presley's doing just fine.
They put it in the tabloids.
Got a look at Fergi's boobs, my my.
Honey, honey, yeah.

You know JFK didn't really die.
They got a picture and he looks all right.
And Ross Perot's hanging out with ET.
This woman had a kid at a hundred and three.

And you could have seen it all for yourself
'Cause it's right there upon the shelf.
Oh, I read it in the tabloids.
You know Madonna used to be a boy.
I saw it in the tabloids
Right next to a cure for hemorrhoids.
Honey, honey, yeah.



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Album: Vol. 2-Best Of Twisted Tunes (1997) Lyrics
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  1. Hello, I Love You (Let's Get Tested)
  2. I'm Just A Singer In A Holiday Inn
  3. What if god smoked cannibis?
  4. Beat Up Old Jetliner
  5. Read It In The Tabloids
  6. Mr. magoo
  7. When A Man Loves A Chicken
  8. I Used To Rock And Roll All Night
  9. Getting Fatter All The Time
  10. I'm A Weight Watcher
  11. Officer Fuhrman
  12. O.j.'s trial thing
  13. How It Feels (To Be Old)
  14. Bowel Moves
  15. Wrong Foot Amputated

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